Fishy

Use a decent razor, moisturise and repeat.

Prick?

He's probably killed himself.

Yeah, you're a northern twat.* *nah you've got the wrong end of the stick brothaaa

Tell you what Muel, lets do a test, I'll stab you with a normal household kitchen knife and then stab you with the anti-stab knife. I bet I could do the same sort of damage and get depth with both as equally.

Yeah man, how the f**k could you merk someone with that. What the f**k were they thinking.

Yeah, I f**ked him in Bristol.

I'm with elding on this, you are a clingy bitch, you tell them all you love them, you get properly messy when drunk and cry or hit things. Seriously if any of my close mates were like that they'd get slapped to f**k, and I'd expect the same if I was like it. You need to just chill and slow down, just let shit happen. If it doesn't work out then it wasn't meant to be.

She asked ME for my msn.

Hold on a motherf**king second here fatty, I was nice to Gemma when I was texting her! Was always polite, well mannered when I spoke to her, never tried to get her to get her tits out on webcam. She even invited me to come down and stay at hers for a long weekend.

Thai oil is the shit, we've used it in rugby before when we've had unbelievably painful cramp. It's pretty expensive but it's definitely worth a try.

Buy some more then? If it's a york set you can buy 4 5kg for £30, or 2 10kg for £30. Or get a gym membership, or spend a bit of money and get an olympic set with 200kg.

A lot of pro motorcross boys have operations to cut the tendons/ligaments/somethinginyourarmthatcausesarmpump.

Using a barbell makes a big difference to equalling out muscles, deadlifts and double arm rows are probably going to be your best bet I would have thought.

Back onto ripping banjo string, I ripped mine when whilst shagging this girl I was seeing, I saw a bit of blood and thought it was her bleeding, then got a real bad stinging/achey pain, pulled out and realised we were both covered in blood. Bum fun whilst sexing =

Probably because it doesn't replenish you, you don't need just sugar you need electrolytes as well.

If you're brave stupid enough to order from T-UK then go for it, he'll love your custom.

T-UK have been known to f**k people around mega and anyway, I don't think they are running any more? I don't think I've heard one person complain about Tartybikes, they've got one of the best customer services I've encountered with any kind of shop. And they're not overpriced at all, if you can find something cheaper they'll do a price match.

Can you get some pictures of the sprocket, of the actual teeth?

Are you joking?

I know, what a mong.

Just cos you're female, doesn't mean you can't be cut.

Defonantely? Sorted.

I hope you're joking?