We need the dude from Hot Fuzz. I live in Shropshire, telford ain't the nicest of places but it seems alright, my local town of wellington is alright. I know most the 'hard' people as they love taking video of me on their phone... (Because I'm fit init). But I've never had trouble from anyone, all the lads my age wouldn't bother touching me. Not because I'm hard or big, it's like a big happy family. On the other hand Shrewsbury is a right shit hole, lol. Me kev bigman and a few of my mates got chased by 20+ chavs... Was the most fun I've had ever.