ManxTrialSpaz

Not so dead now! Zombies!

LMFAO! Haven't laughed at something on the internet for ages! That's a keeper. It's pretty tight though, what's he? 5? NAh, I take it back, I've just watched it again, Funny as F*ck!

First link in google EDIT: Make sure you have MSN and shizz turned off as they will cause your error too.

I've been running plazmatic CRMs and they've been great! When set up properly there'll be a nice deep squeak and ultimate stoppage. They're a bit 50/50 when wet though And don't worry, you can feather a plaz, whether it's a lever touch or just set your pads up crap

World's smallest teddy bear!

Professional big foot!

NOt as manly as a Yorkie!

Tastier

Bigger!

He/It's scarier!

HAHA! No more Mr. Moustache!

He'll untangle the metal basket thingy and even offer an alternative!

Run away from that!

Only if you don't want anything inside it

Have you accidentaly de-authorized your computer or done somehting similar? Has your player got some kind of read-only ticked somewhere deep inside all of those menus at the top?

They look like a beastly brake but I don't think an only 20 brakes per session thing would really work out. According to the e-bay seller they need to 'purged' and they come with top quality. (I don't think his translator works) Did you just happen to come across them whilst looking on Belgiums e-bay?

I could do that Well, the Olympic Gymnastics have nothing on these guys, "I can dance on a pole!" "Yeah so? I can kick 5 people in the face with one move!"

Look at the angle his wrist lands at!

Two vultures sitting in a tree. One vulture sees a man in a wheelchair going down a hill. He taps the other vulture and says " Say, look Fred........ Meals on Wheels" A definition of tight: Putting a wheelchair user onto a train track just before a train arrives, apply the brake and shout "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TYRES!!! A guy in a bar was telling a few jokes to his friends. He asked them "In the Paralympics, which sport is this...", mimicking the throwing of a javelin, which was of course the answer. Then he said "which sport is this...", mimicking throwing a shot put, which again was the somewhat obvious answer. For his next sport, he simply hit his head with the flat of his hand repeatedy. The answer... Hurdles! An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out. The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

Welcome back to the sport! Hope you get on well and slip back into easily! Oh yeah, ALOT has changed....the lever on the right now does the back brake

This has been posted before, it's in my favourites.

You don't (really need): All of your frontal lobes Some of your small intestine A lung A kidney Your little fingers Your little toes Your finger/toe nails Any clothes Your ears Eyebrows Facial\head hair Bum fluff Your nipples An eye Your teeth Your tongue And that's just for starters

Well, someone I go riding with was planning on sueing a bike shop because they were going to charge him £80 for a freewheel. Yes, he's a chav.

I've had my pc stay at the same spec for years now and it runs BF2 perfic and CoD2 beautifully. Maybe that's due to my 256mb gfx card and gig of ram but hey.... I've never done any major wiping i.e. reformatting for the 6/7 years I've had it. It's fine. Just got AVG free edition (NAV doesn't count 'cus its crapper than sticky crap on a stick) and I visit sites that I maybe shouldn't..............Don't be dirty! Just Torrent sites. Basically, my pc has been over-used and abused and it's fine. Hell of alot better than a Mac I'll tell you. For one the PCs at my high school don't crash when you change the background unlike the Macs at my junior school......