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ManxTrialSpaz

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  1. You heard wrong - loads of people have said he was from England
  2. Thats not owning - you can easily go much faster than that by bunny hopping over everything
  3. Mine is some weird bird that seemed cool at the time...
  4. I came to the conclusion that it broke. And its not reallyrealism - not from the height mine broke from
  5. Where from? As I found the original bolts snapped too easily as well - hence the QR now sitting in my hub instead.
  6. Totally ignore this guy The 07 rims were completely redesigned and cannot even be compared to the 06 rims in anything other than the colour array. The 06 rims were made of cheese whereas the 07 rims may well be the strongest you can get your hands on.
  7. Yup, I was pleasantly surprised when that happend. Was mashing random buttons to make the music work and all of sudden the proper controls came up!
  8. ? Just press select Pedal Kick Length, power up + hold left arrow key if he doesn't stay on the back wheel and then balance pressing left + right arrow keys.
  9. Lack of facial expressions, tone of voice and can't visually guage how much of a dick the person is
  10. Have you changed any parts? Guessing you ride a T-Pro - (infact this goes for most Onzas) Change the forks as soon as. They are as heavy as funk. Not only will this make your bike lighter but it will also make it lose its 'old factor'. If you have changed the forks - dump the bar + stem etc. Much cheaper to buy new parts than dump an entire bike because you think its old.
  11. That's cause its shit Lol, but seriously - it needlessly slows your comp down a f**k load.
  12. Bruce Lee does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Bruce Lee’ fists is inside his own body. Bruce Lee once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. The truth will set you free. Unless Bruce Lee has you, in which case, forget it buddy! Bruce Lee doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is When Bruce Lee does division, there are no remainders. Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Bruce Lee will beat his ass and take it. Staring at Bruce Lee for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face. 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Bruce Lee as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths. If you were somehow able to land a punch on Bruce Lee your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this? When you say “no one’s perfect”, Bruce Lee takes this as a personal insult. Jesus can walk on water, but with a simple roundhouse kick, Bruce Lee can walk on Jesus. Bruce Lee was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. Bruce Lee once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. Most people fear the Reaper. Bruce Lee considers him “a promising Rookie”. Bruce Lee sleeps with a pillow under his Nunchaku. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Bruce Lee is on. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Bruce roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Not everyone that Bruce Lee is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts. When Arnold says the line “I’ll be back” in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Bruce Lee for help. Bruce Lee does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf. Bruce Lee will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. Bruce Lee crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Bruce Lee didn’t kill you in your sleep. I'd be dissapointed of you didn't see that coming Oh and Charel - surely his own body weight = his own body weight? Regardless of wether its comprised of himself or of helium?
  13. Don't think it was a forum user. It was some plank from England who obviously wasn't very good at the time and I can't see him wanting to carry on after breaking both his wrists...(apparently - although he does prop himslef up on his hands afterwards)
  14. I stopped playing it as soon as I realised the tard was to weak to get up to both wheels wheel from his bash ring
  15. http://www.theunlocker.co.uk/mobile_phone_unlocking.php - Any help? If you have a Nokia - here you will find a list of Nokia phones + their genreation (DCT 3/DCT 4)
  16. I think most, if not all, disc adaptors are homemade
  17. Bloody hilarious - you should be a comedian. Get a pic of it and then your problem will be clear and you may get flocks of people helping you out.
  18. They look like flatspots to me...
  19. Can you come over to the island please? then two of us can tell the people I ride with to stop throwing their bikes Don't think Kris does it as much anymore but the two people I used to ride with had a habit of lobbing their bikes to the ground or as far as they could manage if they got pissed off. Dicks
  20. this is my apparent 2mb connection Thought it would be worse though
  21. It's quite sad how you are making up any old reply to try and get in last...
  22. I just remove the pads, lob an allen key through the caliper and pull both the pistons back as far as far as they'll go, then smash the pads back in, bosh wheel in, pump a bit and I'm off. That way, the pistons will reset totally back to where they were before I funked up.
  23. You must be doing something awful with your brake. That's all.....wrong
  24. Chip 'n Dale! But in respnce to Godsavetheecene - MFI
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