Simon

I loved the way they was all shouting "get grace out". f**king hero's. Nikki, is a f**king moron. Seriously. The way she extends every last word of a sentance, and the way she curls her top lip, and the way she scrunches her chin. Roar.

f**k me. Why is it the moron population of the UK inhabit the whole of new members. Why.

He folded his front wheel, literally. I had a day like this the other evening. Tapped something which i was intending to just crank, then did some other lines i've never done before, or looked at, and did my biggest drop to date, about 8 - 10 inches under a phone box. Riden wank after, and before that though.

Probably get shouted at, but no care. Why do you call it a "training session"? Why not just a ride? Do you enjoy trials or are you just riding to get a medal? Nice pictures though, those rocks look scary.

Although probably very outdated. But yeh, for a starting trials history, s'not so bad.

The sticker is laquered over, so a simple "heating them up" won't do. Stick over them unless you want to strip your whole frame, which voids the warrenty.

Which he can't post in.

When i was a cleaner, i did 2 hours a day, 10 hours a week at £5.50 an hour. 220 a month. Now i'm a web developer i don't know what i get an hour, but its 40 hours a week earning 11k a year, which i believe works out to about 5 quid an hour.

If this was a proper question for college, it'd be "Are you: a.) left handed b.) right handed". I'm right though.

Upload it to Trials-Shack, s'what its there for.

I hope you made the doctors surgery feel guilty as f**k. Enjoy the hospital.

Sorry, but when a bike has a bottom bracket drop, and long chainstays, you can sort of guess it wont ride all that grand. My first bike had bottom bracket drop and huge chainstays, and it rode shit. Fine if you want to pop manuals and do flowing stuff, but for control and ridablity (or anything trials infact), that combination just doesn't work, hence its from a Koxx frame that was sold like 4 years ago, that Koxx Six or something it was called i think.

I keep reading Sweet Simulation, and expect to find some amazing video of a simulation of something or other. I know exactly whats in this thread, yet i still keep reading it as that, and think that.

Hardly anyone got this thread, then people took it wrong, then people made jokes from people taking it wrong, then the people read the jokes as people being serious, then they got joke on some more 'cause of that. Wow. Love the internet for this shit.

I think someone pulled his front brake when he was getting speed up for something. Needless to say, he killed his ginger offspring on the stem.

That was insane, if i wouldn't of ducked, it would of hit me square in the face, and no doubt destroyed my glasses, and my face. I kind of feel bad actually, 'cause i hadn't of ducked, it wouldn't of hit Steve.

STOP THE THREAD. Where the f**k was you and Matt. :'(:'(:'(:'(

If you are talking to Ben (rowly), then you very much didn't get his posts, at all. Ben is such a hero.

If only it did stop e-mails.

I don't have a penis.

Emo is all fine and dandy until boys start wearing girls jeans. That just looks gay. There is no 2 ways about it. It can't be comfortable either, especially to skate or ride a bike in, which is what most do wearing girls jeans.

Boring? f**k about, that looks like some of the best fun ever to be had in a car. Those cars were so wrecked.

Don't forget 2 kids, one which was born within like 1 month.

Haha, nah. Also, before Lee enters the thread. The directions said A40. So when i see a sign for the A40, i tell him so. Know, how the f**k was i supposed to know it wasn't that A40. So yeh, we actually left at around 3, maybe even half past ish. We was working on worthing time. Yeah.

6 hours late, but we made it. My bike is great you bastards. Good day.