Simon

Excellent. Yeah, the frame is really thin. It was designed for competitions or something, hence it only weighed like 3.2lbs or something insanely stupid.

Expect a crack to randomly start forming in a month or two. Har.

On that note. What you need, is a spoiler made out of mechano. Go faster stripes painted on with house paint. Then you need a sunstip that covers half the windscreen. Monster truck wheels, that look the bollocks, but give the car a top speed of 1mph. A bean can bolted onto the back, with a lighter salotaped on (flamer kit and all that jazz). Then you need 2 maglights taped to each side facing forwards. Look shit, and are shit. Not forgetting to get the same for the back. I put way to much thought and effort into that shit.

NTL is f**king shocking. Fair play, lately they've got a lot better, but a few months i had to start writing down evey time the internet went down. Twice a day, without fail for two weeks. NTL half arsed fixed it, as it kept going down after they 'fixed' it, just not as much. Anyway, its a lot better know, and hardly ever goes down. The only time i can remember in the past 2 months was a town wide fault. However, i tried to ring their customer support, and they shut at 8. Er, nice one, dick heads. They are by far the best, but not all that bad. Also, a note on all these 16mb/10mb/24mb options. It all depends on your distance from the exchange. I know people on 8mb bulldog broadband who get 4mb at the best of times, and there is nothing they can do. Someone even got a max of 2mb so was actually advised to downgrade to the 2mb package, which they did. You'll notice i mentioned 24mb, which, if you want, is available here. Its quite new though, but just incase.

Skype is also 100x better quality then Team Speak and MSN. Even if you use Team Speaks best codec from their list, it still doesn't touch Skype's quality. You can also have a 4 way conversation with Skype, more people if you pay. Given, nothing on Team Speak with its 20+ membered rooms, but better then MSN.

The only thing that immediatly jumps out is the rollovers. I roll over, and have to sit there and wait for the rollover hover image to load, and as the background is white, it looks like the button dissapears. The best way around this is a cheat, basically. You create one image, like this, with both the normal state, and hover state next to each other. They can be above each other, or side by side, doesn't matter. You can even have the active state in there, just add a 3rd image onto the end. Once you have that, all you do is use the background-position: attribute in your CSS. For instance, on Eclipse Leisure, the normal decleration is background-position: -553px 0px; where as the hover one is background-position: 0px 0px; You get the idea. Nice site though, maybe a little to much white space on the right, especially on pages like contact. Like the italics too, although not what italics is designed to be used for, it looks good. Although people have to stop using orange, white and gray as their site colour schemes.

I'm the sort of emo b*****d that wants my own forest, my remains scattered around it, or around the center, and a meaty bench in the middle. Forest would be private, only accessible to my family/close friends, so they can go and sit in there when they want and shit. Death, well, we all know what i'll say.

That was so funny.

Nass 2005. "had to be there".

Go write in your diary already.

Ginger weight you mean. God adds on 1 stone for each plot of ginger on your body. Didn't you know.

Brendan pulled up, kicked to blunt and it just folded over.

As you can see in second picture, there is a meaty dent. It started from there, and gradually worked its way round.

My bikes better then yours.

Just read Rides/Locations section of the forum.

"Lets go halves on a rape charge". A - "She's fit." B - "Baby too." "Go get aids." "Stop grave dodging you 'unt." So many quotes, so little time.

Pete should just be banned, he is effecting the quality of this forum with his constant shite.

My frame is still alive. Good ride.

What colour is it?

I'm confused. Whats going on?

Worthing! 'nuf said. I work in Hove, and as its summer, i've no doubt we'll take the long and straining journey of 25 minutes to ride there soon. Its an excellent place to ride if you know the places. Theres a good 5 or 6 of us in Worthing now, as a load of ex-riders have started again, so its all dandy.

To make it fair, i could pull the raffle, and you VNC to my computer to watch me do it? I could also record myself doing it using a screen recorder? Sounds good though.

Would this be of any use to anyone if i started it again?