Simon

scunthorpe.

Marry-zo-chee. Marow-zo-chee. Either will do.

Why has my second hand condom got cum already in it.

Yeah man, literally, a stroll in the park.

Feeling what exactly?

I know you think you don't care, but you do. Don't buy a moped. Unless you the thought of a car makes you die a little inside, its not worth it. You'll have the moped for a year, then you'll very much wish you hadn't of spent the money you did, when you could know be affording 20+ driving lessons, your theory and possibly final test. Seriously, mopeds aren't worth it unless you are very, very much against cars and can only see yourself progressing onto bigger bikes, and not wanting a car after the first year of driving a moped.

Other forums have it differently because they aren't flooded by a bunch of mindless middle school rampage of adolescent ignorance. They believe text talk is acceptable, they believe earning benefits is a job, they believe that it is there god given right and mission to pull the english society down into depression. I may start recording threads that prove and highlight why the system is in place, and why it works. There are of course some exceptions to this generalization, for which i thank you for highlighting.

Is she single. Don't deny you didn't see this coming, as you did.

Dave, get your coat, you've pulled. Hold on. Might as well just get some flip flops.

Considering the PS3 will retail for 425 quid, it f**king better be better then its 360 counter part. Sorry, but Sony have f**ked up, 425 quid for a console is insane, especially with the prices of the 360 and Wii.

Look at the bigger picture. Pay someone to design it, that costs a lot. Printing against costs a shed load, depending on the format of the catologue you decide on. Then the cost of sending it out.

Excellent. I feel for you Biff, i can see why that e-mail isn't obvious.

Does the whole announcing i need a wank not tell you that MSN at that particular time was not entirely serious? Shit, 6 pages came quick. Hand over the goods Dan.

So it was you that PM'ed me on Joe's account. How cute. Thanks for caring so much about me though. If it wasn't for you, i may of been fired from my cleaning job that started at 17:30 for not getting up early. Shucks.

Holy shit, they still make chainstays like that? My ES4 from like, 4 years ago has better chainstays then that.

If it was late friday, then you'll probably get it monday. An invoice requires them to check their paypal/email to see they have a requested invoice, then they'll send you it, you pay, they send item. Bit shit and slow that way, but saves fakers and shit i guess.

How do i know you just lied about reading the thread? Thats why. I wish there was an internet willy, as i'd currently be slapping it round your face. Yesh. Also, Dan, lets be fair, nightsky is either gay, or female, so on both accounts, quote stands true. Well done for taking it to fair. Surprised nursery lets you stay up this late.

Why has no one got one, or admited it to? I well didn't even know it was for sale, i just a thread with the new releases, that was the last i heard. Marketing lads, marketing! You need to hire some of the mjcycles lads to show you how its done.

Seriously? Ducking fell, if this is me taking it serious, i'm scared off what i'll be like in a joke thread.

Have you completly just missed the whole thread? I am getting slated to f**k? Maybe it's 'cause i can take it, where as others would get all shitty and be like "holy shit, suicide now, the internet hates me".

I care about it being moronic. All the others have either left, or joined in the banter. You however, oh nooooooooooooooo. I wont comment on the whole superior intelect comment. Maybe i should do what i told Mat i'd do, and see what kind of shits and giggles that 'causes. /o\ Oh hold on, i can't do that now. Out of interest, do i get part of the winnings from this bet, as its my thread, much like fifa get part of the winnings from failed bets*? * I completely just made that up

You don't get anything i say do you? Nobody cares... We don't care. Thats the whole point of me posting what i posted?

[attachmentid=5775] I tell them what i think could be improved, and how. If they want to have a beef, they can add me to MSN and i'll tell them how to do it, after they've shouted at me for god sake. People just need to stop being touchy. If someone says my site is shit, i'll go why, then i'll go and see if i can improve it from their reasoning. Life. They wont get turned away. They'll all be like, f**k me, i want to be Tom Booth. Hold on.

You're jelous. Just relised i blanked out the drunken thread. Thats the 62 page one. Represent

I'm a wanker for creating the like best thread evar in new members. I'm hurt Rich, deeply hurt. Across the road it is. Man, this will get locked soon as its going off topic. Lets get back to the topic at hand. I'm pink, your black. You just want to be one. Don't lie, i can see it in your eyes.