Simon

Other: Some of Adams first ever ones. Still. If anyone heard my brake at NASS, they will understand why i still am using them. (Y)

Team Monkey?

Yeah, i ride shit for free, you paid 7 quid to ride shit. Muahahaha. Lesson here - ride in groups. I rode on my own for a year. 3 days after meeting another trials rider who taught me the way to blunt, i had it nailed and was doing 3 in a row.

I took my camera, but didn't even get it out of my bag, let alone out of its case, or film. Sort of wish i did, but if i did i would of missed out on so much, as i would be filming all the time and be worrying about the camera and not going places because i have a camera etc. Sure a few got a few pictures though. Think Adam has a few.

Ride more? :shifty: You can't expect to be Expert standard after 3 days dude. If your already pedal kicking after 3 days, you sound to be doing good anyway.

Oh yeah, when was like, "lets collapse Adrians tent", you told us not to as you was sleeping in the tent haha. We was like, "not anymore haha". Good stuff. Its amusing how every thread is getting turned into something from NASS haha.

I'm there for sunday for sure.

Hahaha. I havn't made you look like a nobba, made you look cool! :shifty: :P Lee and his collar hahaha. Basically, it was hot, so Lee rolled his 3/4 lenghts up into hotpants type style, and he didnt have a tee on, so put one of those belts with studs on around his neck. You've never seen anyone look more bondage haha. Told you i would forget some stuff. :rip:

I know there hi-jacking Matt's thread in Rides & Locations, but thought i would put one up here, and be different, so the masses can see what went down, (or up as the case may be (Y) ) (This post may contain excessive swearing, Hobbs and Fizzy James have rubbed of on me ^_^) NOTE: I can't remember half of what went on, or in the correct order, so sorry if anythings incorrect or on the wrong day or what ever. Long read too, so heres some highlights. :- Highlights - Porter getting thrown in the paddling pool. - Massive sausage fight which involved Hobbs tent getting attacked with sausages, and his pillow getting covered with sausage. - Hobbs drunk, and me and Porter taping his tent up with him collapsed in it. - Lee crowd surfing and getting chucked out the rock tent. - Porter and Hobbs getting refused ice cream, and getting threatened by the ice cream man with a knife. - Porter getting thrown off dodgems because he broke some plastic chain. - Watching Scott and The Flesh (Fletch, but we changed his name) having a pulling competition and chatting up the most random people, and randomly getting off with two girls whos chatup line was "do you wan't to pull us". Hahaha. - Bens tenting getting collapsed, harsh, but was funny at the time. (Sorry Ben) - Hobbs getting the water contents of the paddling pool thrown over his tent. - Porter and Lee paying 7 quid to ride shit and brake things haha. Aka, the NASS trials competition. - See'ing Fred with "No Advertising" taped onto his back haha. - More sausage fights, ending with it splitting on someones tent. - Hobbs and Porter getting thrown out of the aftershock tent. - Destroying and flattening some poor kids tent over in the other trials rider camp. - Ben getting hit sqaure in the face with a water bottle. - Flaming tennis ball getting launched across the site. - Stealing a picnic bench and walking for 5 minutes across the other end of the camp site to put it in the center of our area. - Turning Hobbs tent into an irish tent. This is where you turn the inside of the tent around, but leave the outside sheet the same, so the person opens the outside sheet to be greeted by what would usually be the back of the tent. - Having a water fight with the SUPER hot girls that where tented next to us. - Quotes such as "f**ks saaaaaaaaaaaaake", "No Advertising!", "Wheres the pussy", "Sausage". Friday After arriving at 8:30, we queued for like 3 hours i think it was, with a little session of this bench in the middle of the field. Once in we setup camp around a tap, as we said we would. Fletch tried tapping this box while we all slaved away setting up, but he didn't make it, gutted. (:)) We setup the paddling pool, and used it as a beer cooler, at first. We then went off to check out the trials area, and the general NASS area. Trials course was pretty rad, but those sleepers with those nobbly bits where super annoying. Get rid of them! :D Drink had started flowing too. Camp area was ruined by about 3 with rubbish everywhere. Went to the rock tent and Scott, Dan and Lee moshed, and Lee got crowd surfed, which got him thrown out haha. A sausage fight had started at our camp with our de-frosted sausages that had gone to mush. Br3cpo (Brendan) threw some at Hobbs tent, but they went in and landed on his pillow. Hobbs wasn't impressed :P. About this time we filled up paddling pool with fresh water, and threw it over Hobbs tent, twice. Hobbs didn't like this again haha. We headed over to a friends site, which was by the walkway, and they was singing "get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads" to every girl, and a few answered correctly ( :P ). By about 9 Hobbsie was wrecked. By this time the whole "No Advertising!" joke had started, so had the Diet Simon stuff. Yes i like Diet Coke, yes i bought Archers and then didn't even like it. By this time i believe Porter had gone into the paddling pool, and ruined atleast 2 t-shirts, and his jeans. His boxers where also ripped from a wedgie given by Lee. Went to bed at about 2/2:30 ish Saturday Saturday started at 6am for some of us, being awaken by the big scottish security guards shouting abuse at some chav fanny how wen't onto Wally & Co's tent on friday and stole everything. He had also stolen some womens makeup and clothes, along with an in-haler. Who the f**k steals and in-haler? haha. He got chucked out and Wally & Co moved to quiet camping after getting most there stuff back. No bikes where gone. Zip tied Lee's tent zips together, but he had tools in his tent so got out ( (Y) ). Once everyone was up, we headed of to Tesco for a fried breakfast, drifting round the car park on the way out haha. Today was day of the competition so they entered that, Lee did a dance ontop of the van, Porter rode bad, snapped a pedal, Fred wore a "No Advertising" sticker on his back (i can't explain this joke, its a long story), Wheeler and Staples rode stupidly good. Matt 1st, Wheeler 2nd and Andy Chai 3rd. In practise Matt was picking the quarter pipe heh, so he didn't not deserve it, but i would say the tie breaker wasn't exactly fair though. Once that was over me hung about for a bit, and me, Porter and Br3cpo went to watch the breakdancing, which was damn good. At about 7:30ish we was cooking our food, and once it was finished, Porter had some ginger ale donated by Dave, which no longer then 2 minutes after being donated, was being thrown around. One of the cans had the top blown clean off from the pressure, with the ring pull area being pushed upwards. We also then found a frisbee and a tennis ball, which was getting thrown around. It ended up being a who can hit someone else the hardest with it, and Porter being the prime suspect, and he didn't even throw the ball once haha. Lee then started to use a fold up chair as a bat, hitting at anyone and everyone, in any direction. It then turned into a throw full bottles of water at eachother. However, as Br3cpo swung to throw the bottle, Bens face got in the way of the swing mid day, smacking him square in the face. Br3cpo stepped it up again though and sprayed gt85 on the tennis ball, and threw it across the camp on fire, bounced a foot or so away from a tent and had to be stamped out. Owners of the tent weren't very happy haha. The Flesh then threw the ball over the fence we was sort of next to and into a little forest as we all wanted to go to dogdems. So we go on the bumpers car, was fun, and Porter got chucked out as he was pulling himself and Hobbs along when they was off, by this plastic chain, and he proceeded to break it, so got chucked out while we had another go, for free. :rip: On the way back, we went to Wheelers & Co area. Some kid started a huge fire, for which security came over and has a massive go. Something about setting tents on fire, but when the security kicked it over the hot ash nearly set two tents on fire? :shifty: We ended up randomly tripping up everyone, and Porter was pushed into some poors guy tent, completly destroying it. Once Porter was stood up again, he was pushed again, then Adrian picked him up and slammed him into it again, snapping a pole. Went back for a bit, and decided to head back "down town" later on. We ended up getting caught up in the middle of a mini riots. Apparently loads of people had stormed the half pipe, climbing up it and stealing banners, and doing the same to the mini ramp. We joined them when they raided the FMX stands and did a stampeed at the security. We started to head back going past the R'n'B hut, which had a picnic bench area next to it. Hobbs was like "wouldn't it be funny to steal a picnic bench". So, at 11/12 ish, we walked over, picked up a full on pub like picnic bench, and walked of with it, right through the center of everyone. Had a few funny comments like "A PICNIC BENCH?, You f**king leg-ends". We walked it back and took it to our camp area. While we where sat down, Hobbs went off somewhere, so (mentioning no names) Br3cpo and Porter turned Hobbs tent into an irish one. Hobbs reaction had us all in stitches for hours. Bed at 3:30 ish. Sunday Woke up, just hung out for a bit. Packed up our tents and then went to ride the course for a bit, but we ended up just hanging around cause non of us could be bothered. When me and James returned, there was a massive water fight going on, with the SUPER hot girls from the campsite next to us. Girls in wet tops, lush. Z end. Was the best weekend ever, and i've got so many stories i can't remember, or can't remember when they happened that its not even funny. Hopefully will be there next year, and i hope the same people go, and more.

Yes they are, i've trained them hard. I suppose you can't have pets, they would get all fizzy and get there alcohol stolen. :shifty:

BMX racing has been around for what, 50/60 years, if not longer? It has umpteen video games, huge megastars, parks in every city, and is one of the most widely done extreme sport on the planet, but yet, its taken all this time to get into the Olympics? Trials won't be in the olympics for decades.

I will. (N) I will send you two mind, as i clearly wub you more then anyone else. :lol: I have 4 cats. 2 of them are sisters, one is like super old, and the other is some pedigree pursion (sp?) worth 150 quid. Cats rock.

No Advertising! (If you wasn't at NASS, you probably wont understand hahahaha)

Was that aimed at me Ben, or? (N)

(Offtopic: f**king idiot.) Optomist. <- My word related "full".

Zulu

One of the best things to come out of Gemany since i did. :P I quite like Crunchie bars too heh, but not a clue who there made by. It will have to be Cadburys for me though, as i had a Nestle advent calender, and the chocolate was wank. (N)

27 days it took to build that. Cost $60,000 too. (N) http://www.dannydoeschina.com/ f**king insane stuff.

Because i was at NASS, and i had to fix it for him. (N) :lol: By the way sfboy, not having a dig or anything, but you say you are "fluent" with php, but use phpnuke? :lol: Each to their own i guess.

You look about 10. (N) Its the cool thing to have a pink tie at proms this year, there for making pink ties wank. If you had a pink shirt or pink coat, then it would possibly be mediocre, but otherwise, pink ties suck.

You can't post pictures from your computer. (N) Read this, and try again. :lol:

Stealing a bench? However did that happen? :) Hobbsie - "lets take a bench back with us" The 4 of us - "ok". Haha. Best weekend ever. The riots, at the start, where f**king awesome. Just general climbing on closed vert ramps and climbing on towers and shizzle. Then some chav c**ts took it that step to far, and started beating randomers.

Paid 7 quid to ride shit and snap a pedal. f**k sake! :) :angry: Full report coming soon i guess. (N)

Bottled water sir? Why yes it is mr security guard. :) Muahahahaha. Paddling pool equipped, we set off tommorow. See you all tommorow hopefully! :lol:

My thoughts are with the people effected, however, this crap; "you ve most likely heard many people have died and are riously injured due to the terrorist bombs t t were planted on public transport earlier today in central london P this message on to 10 people to show respect for though who died, and all their families who will suffer for the rest of theirs lives if you dont p this on thing will happen but it will show how lfish you are" Isn't needed. Nor is the atleast 3 "pass this on" messages i'm currently get spammed with.