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Simon

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  1. Simon

    French Cars

    You can clearly see he is that daft by the same f**king picture i can see? Get something else to take the f**king piss out off, why the f**k does my car being on the road or not have any bearing as to how much of a moron the guy that owns that car is? Yes, i blew up my car, get the f**k over it everyone, it makes absolutely no difference on my opinion or comments.
  2. Simon

    French Cars

    If the guy had any clue about anything he wouldn't put shit wheels and shit brakes on a car trying to run near on 400bhp. He is either lying or extremely stupid.
  3. Simon

    French Cars

    Pahahaha. I'm not going to comment, i'll only be to harsh.
  4. Haha, didn't even read it was a diesel, my bad. :$
  5. If it's the cambelt the engine wouldn't turn over. Sound's like spark, it's what mine did when my distributor went.
  6. No, definitely not. Why throw something together? It's clearly had 0 effort put in. It's just a mish-mash of ideas. There is no logical structure, center aligned text has never ever been a good idea except for headings in context of a containing block. Why 3rd person, this is your blog and i'm pretty certain you don't have a personal blog writing secretary. Not to mention it's on a free blog. Buying a website take's like 10 minutes and cost's like 30 quid a year. Installing the blog may take half hour to get setup with all the correct headings and pages, but you'll be taken a whole lot more seriously by everyone.
  7. God help the internet for the suffering you have pushed upon it.
  8. I don't get what is wrong with this thread? He was asking a simple question with no shit spelling except slang for slags, which is clearly just messing around, like i call a lot of people hoe's.
  9. Negative, all it proves is that you can read books, and do good in tests. The driving test is largely a joke, you learn to pass your test, that is it. General road users regard the roads, their laws, and their general surroundings vastly different to learners. I genuinely think push-pull is dangerous, and that the test should encompass 100x more things. Motorway driving and country lane at night being some major omissions. People need to learn to read the road and not the text book in which the rules for that road are printed on. I've been driving 3 years at the end of this month, i've been thrown the book, i've had very near misses, and i'm still a largely inexperienced driver. Best of luck, theory i passed 2nd time and the practical i passed 3rd time.
  10. Simon

    Royal Fail

    Ordered stuff just before Christmas from america, was posted on the 24th from Cali and arrived around the 2nd, was sent to my office and was already here when came back into work so not 100% sure on delivery date. Post seems fine, it's the posters it sound's like you are having trouble with.
  11. How i have 8 days work to do before 9am? oh yes. Go me for hating my job, and in turn spending 14 days work doing about 3. Hooray.
  12. f**k me, that program wound me up no end! I mean seriously, what kind of c'unts were they! The drink that those people threw should of had a rock in it and killed that f**king child, maybe then they'd be like, oh wait, what are we doing to our family, putting our kids at danger like this. The kids don't have an option to go, they have no idea what the f**k they are going to as demonstrated when Louis questioned the 2. Thing is, even if it the child did die from hate towards them, they'd all just be like "gods wrath". If your daughter/son dies you don't just go, "meh, god intended it that way", f**king morons. Argh.
  13. Having been in this exact situation, didn't speak to my ex for like 3 months, she randomly text me, and as it turned out missed me like f**k. We ended up sorting stuff out. 4 weeks later "she didnt feel the same way about me" and i told her to get bent and f**k out of my life for screwing me around the 3rd time. It honestly isn't worth it, people rarely change, she kept telling me how she'd grown up, and was a different people. She wasn't, not by any stretch of the imagination. By all means, if you think she is a different person, and is going to let you be friends with some of her mates, old or new, then maybe its worth it.
  14. Yeh, blato make me admin to deal with that, blato.
  15. I was under the impression this injury was caused by an incorrectly fitted racing harness in a rally car, but heh, not mean to ruin this whole thread.
  16. Shit Halfords wheels?! You are wanting to modify a van... i think that's about as Halfords as someone can get!
  17. Simon

    Present Idea's

    Original! Mum - A crazy picture frame that's like 9 pictures in one all offset. She moved to Germany so it's going to be a collage of my life. Like pictures of my flat, my car, me, and probably my grandparents. Dad - Aston Martin DB9 model, his dream car. Grandparents - Mamma Mia book and a musical which i've forgot the name of. Dah daaaaaaaa.
  18. What the f**k, i found it interesting, how the f**k did i end up didn't?! I'm actually confused as how i typed that. I did find that interesting, was what i meant to put!
  19. Is this not the idea? To show persistence, to show that even someone with as high caliber abilities as Chris doesn't get the line in one take, and that those 2 minute video's take a damn load of effort to film? Didn't find that interesting at all, it show Chris to be a real person, and for people like me who've never met him, that's good to see.
  20. Easily the best ever 10-15 minute segment of Top Gear i've ever seen. Artic and USA episodes aside, as they are like, full episodes almost, that Fiesta test was f**king brilliant.
  21. Yeh, easily achievable, 250 at fly should see me 200 at wheels, and with new engine i'm hopefully already at around 210 fly. If i wanted, i'm pretty sure i could get 300 fly, but thats silly money, and i want a R32 next year, or beginning of 2010.
  22. - Meet as many people as possible - Chat up, get a number, and go on a date with at least one random girl, not through mates, completely random - Get my car to 200bhp at the wheels - Go to at least one track day - Manage my money, spread sheet and record receipts etc S'what i'm planning hopefully.
  23. Woop, f**king loved every one, awesome Jonny. Shame it's over though, super enjoyed them, really did look like an awesome trip.
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