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Simon

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  1. But they didn't push the car at all. What a waste.
  2. Simon

    Im Worried

    This could work, but would take a lot of effort. When i used to dabble in porn, i had 4 levels of folders name 'a', 'b', 'c', and 'd'. Each one had the same again, and again, and again. However, if you rollover a folder, it will tell you its size, which means you can easily find the route to the folder with the goods in.
  3. Thats not something anyone can fix i'm afraid. Ctrl+f5 normally fixes it properly.
  4. I'll agree on the last point, we got so lost in that NEC place, it's like a small village and we didn't have a clue where we was going. I don't know really, i guess being media, i saw a lot more that others wouldn't really get to see. The whole low roof thing for the BMX and Dirt was frankly, f**king appauling. Anyone above, i think it was the 5th row we counted too, couldn't see a good damn thing except when the rider was pedaling up to something. When we came on friday, we was a bit late, and there was no queue or anything, and we kept having to double check where the entrance was, and even when we got there it didn't look at all official. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't a bad show, but there was so many bad points about it, and i just got a much, much better vibe of it being at the NEC. I could go on for hours, but heh.
  5. My one at the NBR competition was atleast twice as big. Got a meaty scar from it too. Hurt like a c*nt mind, but i kept riding, for a bit anyway haha.
  6. Simon

    Monty Girls

    I'm so game! I get June.
  7. I don't. Stoneleigh is a shit venue, and they made a huge mistake going there. I'm all for the bikeshow being on, considering it is like the only one in the UK for us, bar the cycle show, but back at the NEC or somewhere new it needs to be.
  8. If you want a standard 4 sided border, no fancy stuff, then duplicate background layer, or even create a new one. This layer has to be blank though. Now go into blending options, make fill opacity 0%. Select stroke, check the box to turn it on. Under the options, change outside to inside. Change the size and colour. And ofcourse, move this layer to the top of all the layers. You get the idea.
  9. Because its the only thing in my life. Everyone in audience goes awwwwwww. Tragic, i know. Anywho, i ride for fun, and to meet new people. I have met the best people on the planet through trials, and made some good friends. It even got me the first girl to ever willingly give me her number, without me asking for it. What more can i say.
  10. If you know the right people, with the right file, then anything is possible.
  11. Pointless? f**k no, wouldn't buy a car of that size without one. However, that doesn't mean they can make the most f'ugly spoiler ever to land on a car. Given, halfords mechano spoiler's aren't fantastic, but f**k about, they could of been more inventive.
  12. Couldn't give a shit why they made it, just thank f**k they did. How f**king sexual is the car. The noise, the presence, just a shame about that f**king bollocks spoiler. If i had 600 grand, that would be my first buy. Supercars are exactly that, stupid ideas just for the sheer hell and fun of it. 1001bhp, 987bhp, couldn't care, 252mph, 0-60 in under 3 seconds, i would never need anything else in my life, except maybe life insurance. I'm actually talking bollocks that doesn't make much sense, but thats sort of the point, i'm like when Clarkson was talking about the car, talking too fast for the sentance or words to make sense, jumping around like a school boy at christmas. Lovely.
  13. Simon

    My Woodman

    Except 24,000 people? Which means the whole of trials-forum has looked in that thread atleast 6 times. No-one.
  14. I heard this, i heard that. My friend told me this, my friend's dog's brother's mum's sister told me this.
  15. Not a tip to calm the nerves, but if she at any point in future meetings, if it goes that far, which i'm sure it will, and she says "i love you", get up, and walk away.
  16. prawn you big gay, come ride worthing, its only 18quid and 1 hour trip, and at the end of it, you get to see me, and talk about the most obscene things on the planet, and occasionally ride your bike. What more could one want from a day out. I really need to come ride portsmouth again soon, but when its warmer.
  17. Someone could send me the full version, and i could upload it. No wait, i can't, as they would threaten to sue me again. Bastards. Nice game though, couldn't be bothered after i got stuck on level 2 haha.
  18. I've been wanting to use 'amplitude' in a sentance for ages, and this seemed fitting. Out of interest, how have you seen the new Onza site? And are you talking about a new Onza site, or a new Supercycles site? Hell, even both?
  19. The most amazing website on the planet. I bet some super sexy kid did that.
  20. The basket is the easy part, hell, i could make a basket, it's the paying for it over a secure server thats the problem for me. I could easily by january knock you up a fully functional shop with basket, returning user area, save basket, the list could go on, but making it so the user can checkout, over SSL (https://) is a lot more difficult, and is where web developers charge the most money. Hell, SSL certificates are like 60 quid by themselves, and thats just for a year last time i checked. It's more the Onza site though, for a company of their amplitude, their site is lacking, is what i think most people are getting at. There is nothing wrong with it, but nothing right with it either. Will be good to see the new site, just hope its done soon.
  21. ToX? or something like that wasn't it? I remember he came back a while back when someone else asked where they went, but i can't remember what he said.
  22. You don't need time to learn its shit. Within 1 minute of having a conversation with someone on it, i realised how very bollocks it was. I like the simplisisity of it, but its simply to simple, and i hate the way it only puts the messagers name down once if more then one message is sent in a row.
  23. oh my god that was shit, what a waste of my valuable computer hard drive space, and the air breathed while editing it! I'm joking, by the way. For the record, i'm not quite sure where you saw videos getting slated on trials-forum, but if they was, it was for a good reason, as people aren't going to lie about how they thought a video was. Maybe their not very nice about their opinion, but i've only seen a handful of people give their opinion in this way. So yeah, not sure where you are seeing videos slated. Anywhom, the video. I liked the different music, especially as i'm using mellow music in my next video too. You're doing quite well at riding now too, so good on you. Should be good to see the full video. One thing though, the random bike pans, are really not needed. Also, a teaser is usually a small 30/40 second clip, 60 seconds at most, which shows various shots, as you did, but with the move end clipped off, like mid gap, or just before lowering the front for a drop. Makes the viewer more want to get your video when its released, just so they can see what happens. Human curiosity is the best catalyst.
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