Simon

Sexy pijamas.

3/10. Because barry boy's think its amusing to put fake tanks of it in their boot and call their car a "show car". Just. No.

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You know, this new year bo***cks really pisses me off, and i'll explain why. My mum just comes in "oh by the way, happy new year". I just go "yeah", and she goes f*cking mental, and storms out the room and slams the door, just because i didn't say it back? Now why the hell do i have to say it back, and then when i don't i'm for some reason this ignorant and ill mannered child. 2006 will be just as bo***cks as 2005, but happy new year to y'all folk.

I wasn't expecting anything, i simply commented on what was there, and even that wasn't based on how much HTML you knew, or how much you should know. I said i liked the editing? Riding was pretty good in actual fact, although you could of showed more, maybe there isn't any lines or what ever where you are, but variety lacked. Out of interest; Why the ' '. Without spoon feeding you, that's about as constructive as anyone can get?

That was actually pretty good? I make it sound like i was expecting it to be crap, but well, i was by the way you was making it out. You ride wierd on the echo though. Some moves you make look 100x easier then on the czar, yet on the czar you make some moves look 100x easier then on the echo. Wierd. Nice video though.

From the top. The site. Splash pages are pointless and a waste of space. Unless you're are selling it as a prime advertising space, which would be even more pointless on a personal site of this size, then get rid of it. In general, the site design is actually pretty good, but a few things you need to look at. For starters, you're rollovers all start as if you was rolled over them all. It's not until you rollover them for the first time that they revert to their proper states on rollover. If that makes sense? Ok, i've just looked, and you've used javascript, and it's more then likely that. Good luck if you want to try and fix that The banner isn't to bad, although the whole photoshop-brush-spam thing is getting old, it kind of works for the site. However, the text in the banner is a bit un-readable with that font. The bit underneath "www.billocks.co.uk" in particular. Moving down, the text underneath the picture looks very, sort of, child-ish. I've put it down to it being centered. Unless it's a title, you should never center main body text. The font colour could of also been chosen better. With that background, the font doesn't become un-readable, but it becomes questionable. Finally, on the video page, it's not glaringly obvious which video is which, as you've sort of incorporated the links into a sentence. Try and make it obvious which video is new, how new, i.e, add a date and also add what song's where used. Saves a lot of questions later. Also, a quick tip. In your "body {}" CSS declaration, add "margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;" underneath the background color one. Stops you having that space at the bottom of your website between the picture and window pane. The Video. Personally, i actually thought this was pretty good. Some editing was sketchy, like the bit when you was doing the drop of that brick building, and the drop-gap from the container to the pellets. So not bad at all. Could of spent less time at that first bench though, any longer and i would of turned it off. Also, cut your hair.

That bollocks is so f**king patronizing. refering to "pwn". Honestly, what the f**k. Of concern? f**k about. It's a piss take language, people don't use this seriously. Community? Random people speak it at random times, most of the time to take the piss out of someone for thinking it's the cool thing to do on MSN or what ever. Child safety? MSN need to get a clue.

Shit. f**king. All.

Well. Yes, actually.

*rubs his hands together* Won't it just. Won't it just. Muahahahahahaha.

NASS. The Bike Show, all 3 days. My last relationship. The day i got a girls number for the first time. Probably a few more.

I'm thinking 3 weeks before my 19th birthday, or maybe July, which make's me 19. Forgot the age over there is 21 though. Maybe i'll wait 3 years? Would take me that long to save anyway. I'm planning for it to cost 800. Thats 520 on the ticket, 2 week return, as i'm not going to spend 28 hours on a plane to only stay 6 days or what ever, then food/petrol/donation for crashing. I'm only planning at the moment though. Doubt it will happen, but i've always really wanted to ride america. Maybe next year (2007) or something a few of us should go over. But yeah, back to questions people haha.

Total journey time: 13hr 14min With one change. Price isn't bad mind either, but it's one way.

DIA? Dallas Internationl Airport? or is DIA it's actual name?

Any online and viewable material? Nice to see a new member who can grasp the rules and type coherently for a change too. Even if you do want to push the rules a bit.

Sweet f**k all, as always.

Why the hell have you got what looks like a mod stem on it? Bet it rides just as bad as it looks with that stem.

Now lets see him do it without the support bar.

Sorry for the bump, but question, funnily enough. What's your nearest airport?

Hard-Fi - Hard to Beat

17 being the legal driving age?

What a time for OTN's database to die.

Hoobastank - Out of Control I have a few though, but thats the main one.

Think he means the cut-out, where "Tensile" is etched in.