Joe_Kearney

Drug dealing pays well; and its a job requirement to be thick... Why do we want to show off tha fact that we're clever? What's it to you anyway? People want to make the best of their lives so whats the problem?

Yeah we all went on a rickety coach, talk about turning up in style

Where i work as a waiter/slave there are about 3 schools who had leaving do's last month and there were about 6 people who came by helicopter it was amazing, espec. when all the girls in dresses were trying(and failing) to keep their hair straight getting out of it. Great way to arrive in style though, there was also a limo that broke down so some lads had to go home in their mums' mini metro instead

Try Pendle here

i'm really horny

me while he

Wait for her to come to you, or if you got her number ring her and tell her to meet you outside etc... or ask her what she is wearing so if you see her and she's a dog you can run away

It's not like you to be cautious Dave, you're not like that talkin gto me and we all knowhow much you love me... Just go for the kill, but not simply anywhere like in a busy place etc.., but thats obvious. As said in the doctor pepper adverts: Whats the worst that can happen? If all else fails; Get her pissed then nailed

--> QUOTE(joe b @ Jun 6 2006, 07:58 AM) ←Nice one, Alex! I can really see you getting along with that, because they are stupidly short. Get rid of those cranks though; they are ugly, ugly, ugly! Cheers, Joe. Yeah, the cranks look awful IMO. I'm not sure about this one, i like it; but i don't if you know what I mean. But if it rides nice for you then all is good Now send me my forks

Longest and most confusing sentence of the day award for that second essay there I remember trying to do a drop off on my old shitty mountain bike; nose dived and the suspension threw the bike from under me, resulting in me flat on my face it was ace

You should have shown me yesterday in Rhos

No For sale/Wanted in NMC sorry mate

What's ot like to have a penis thicker than your leg

I don't think that sort of thing would be accepted on a public forum Your avatar image is ace though

I thought you called yourself a German WW2 tank then, but thats a Panzer i think Just wear protection(ooh er) and go for it. If you die; you die. Edit: (Not really the most sound advice there)

You could be more specific a soaking wet towel would much harder to lift than a dry one; not that I've tried

I agree I revised like sh*t for the January AS exams and still only just passed IT

What's with the 3 month bump Thought this topic was dead and buried. I've not in theory snapped anything unless you cound a bit of metal on my front maggie whick meant it was totally f****d

I remember the 'stress' last year, then pissed them because I'm a genius They're not as bad as they're cracked up to be

Click here <-<- There's a guide picked up from FAQ if you use the seach function you'll find plenty more details they're as common as sliced bread is great. Edit: I'm not as quick as i used to be, beaten by the fast show guy

Spiffing, took ages to download but worth it. Good choice of song aswell, can't go wrong with a bit of Muse

Could do with a lot more content picture/movie wise, even if it's just links to them. The site could also be more descriptive, for example... You sort of don't really answer the question and this sets the trend for a site which looks like it took 5 minutes to make. Keep adding content and it should be good eventually

Being really desperate you could try and gouge a slit with a file, although i doubt it'll be strong enough to hold a screwdriver

I remember my first kangoo experience I want to come now