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Joe_Elding

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  1. Chris from medway mirking as standard
  2. Apple store in kingston upon thames is selling them £199 for 8gb. had a play on one today, there gorrrgeous. http://www.apple.com/uk/retail/ have a look on there for your local apple store
  3. jokesss night. started at a party in knightsbridge, bumped into this girl i knew on the tube there who is fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. didnt get into the party so sprayed the dad with this hose and then took the handbrake off of his car that was outside and unlocked and rolled it round the corner lol. then went onto a party in kew, was amazinggggggggggggg, went with fineeeee girl andher fineeeee mate got proper chummy with them both n met some other fine girl aswell who was well on me, and then there was a fight n someone got thrown into the pond and the police got called and NOW IM AT HOMEEEEE
  4. IF they do change it ( I very much doubt they will), they need to look at changing the child fare age aswell
  5. Im gonna have to disagree with you, i drop regularlyish (probably about 14/15 times a year, for the last three years.) and Ive had a bad comedown once, and that was in newquay when i was picking up off a dealer i didnt know. but maybe ive just been lucky. But none of my friends have ever had THAT bad comedowns either. obviously your always gonna have a comedown, but its never been something id describe as worse than a severe hangover. But then this girl i know, used to drop and smoke weed regularly (weed more than pills) and was fine, but then her boyfriend died (fell out of a window at her house) and she turned to coke, started slowl at first but worked up to about a gram a week at the worst. and she was f**kED, literally she was having mood swings, would go through stages of just shaking and she was REALLY paranoid, used to think she could hear hr dead boyfriend etc. (bit of an extreme case but still), shes got off it now though and shes (near enough) back to how she was before. ALthough being honest, the short term effects of coke do actully look better than pills from wat ive seen. ive just been scared off.
  6. Erm i have, most people i know do aswell. only for clubs / house parties that are set to be amazing though, none of this evryday shit
  7. a 47'' inch wall will usually be level with your bars or not much below when ur on the back wheel. thats farrrr to low to be 47
  8. Id buy a house in somewhere like chiswick or maida vale. proper nice area in central london. and then buy a house in like hammersmith or willesden and never decorate it and throw a tonk house party every weekend! other than that would probably live exactly as i do now just without having to 'save up' to get stuff. O, and drugs. lots of drugs.
  9. at least weve still got his msn names about how he hates women and his computer specs to keep us entertained lool
  10. just go for it. your not in a gang, your not a lippy fanny, and you dont have the face that makes people wanna shoot u. it l be fine. and pluss ice skatin is ber joke so ull enjoy urself
  11. Joe_Elding

    Sex.

    on my mates 1 year anniversary i rang him every 5 minutes. wen he eventually turned his phone off i rang his home phone and said i desperately need to speak to him to his mum could she take the phone up. didnt go down too well
  12. Joe_Elding

    Sex.

    Theres no real easy way to explain but once youve done it youll just be like '' ohhhh yesssss''' trust me on this. ITS AMAZZZINGGGGGGG
  13. so did ANYONE except fat pants ever think the ''pete wright can fly'' jokes were funny?
  14. learn to shave you f**king homo. your amazzzzzzing
  15. Ive run through that golf course naked
  16. is this similar to how its easier to wheelie than to manual?
  17. i saw ber cyclists going through notting hill at like 11 o clock this morning wearing freewheel tshirts... didnt go to the actuall event though...
  18. yeh like those f**king southend bellends. GRRRRRR
  19. girls. but then agen id choose most things over trials nowadays
  20. whats that? your a dickhead? yeh, thought so
  21. Joe_Elding

    Iphone Uk

    You remind me of one of those people who wants every gadget possible but is really just a f**king idiot
  22. Joe_Elding

    Iphone Uk

    whats conference calling? like video calling to loads of other peoples phones or something? when the hell would you ever use it
  23. may aswell take a stroll down. only 10 minutes away
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