Joe_Elding

yeh thats the thing, im not gonna bother denying it and i cant give a f**k about all your ''o you willy you steal from house parties'' but i have stolen things from parties before, and have a bit of a reputation, and also im mates with the so called ''rudeboys'' so im kinda a go between. whats twoc? i dunno, im gonna turn up at the station with my card and basically just say i dont have it, give me a month and ill get it back im on bail etc and you have no proof so i could just walk away and youd have NOTHING on me. and then with a bit of luck hell swing at me and i can f**k him over.or if the worst comes to the worst pay half or something...

Ok, Im currently on bail for theft, and while there investing in criminal damage (graffiti). A few weeks ago my mate stole a nintendo wii from a house party, hes since given it to a dealer he was in debt to. I got a call today saying the wii owners would call the police and tell them it was me who stole the wii, unless i can get it back to them by 6 tomorrow. so basically, what would happen if i dont show up, let them call the police and completely deny it (because i didnt do anything) and there is NO way they can prove i did it, apart from the fact i was there, along with about 100 other people. or would it just be easier to buy a wii from gamestation tomorrow...how much are they selling for preowned nowadays?

I was arrested for Possess a class C controlled drug, Theft - other - includin theft by finding the theft bit was because i had an oyster card which id FOUND in my wallet, i also got tripped to the floor by some do gooder when i was trying to run away from the community support woman hat started the whole thing. AND theyve siezed my phone becuase theres 'evidence of criminal damage on it' apparently FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

how can u hate laughing?

illl be the one breaking in and stealing your stuff. WATCHA GUNNA DOOOOOOOOOOOO

TEAM TEA REPREZENTT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT GUN GUN BANG BANGGG YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

bit late but o well: Last nite: Party in wimbledon/tube to east putney/party in east putney/go back to mates in notting hill get changed, couple of beers/go to studio valbonne where my mate (david ronson - mark ronsons brother, hurray for namedropping) has a table/ GET f**kEDD. Today: wake up in notting hill gate/ come home/ sleep/ eat/ go out to my mates house for a couple hours/party in surbiton/ hopefully come home. Sunday: sleep in till midday/go for a run/ go to the gym/ maybe go for a swim if i can afford it/ homework/bed.

BROS BEFORE HOES IS RUINING MY LIFE

Last party of the summer...pretty much everyone id ever met was there, old new and goood friends. It got shut down at 10 o clock on high street kensington a couple weeks ago, we all came into money so went on some tonkkk shopping spree for winter clothes loool. neeeks and last night lol, waiting for a bus in the FREEEEZING COLD, not me btw not really that interesting

i mite come for a bit, my trials bikes on the first post van out of woking right now though coming to your 18th party btw simpson! (my invitation got lost in the postt im guessin?!?!)

dont suppose you could possibly youtube it?

ok i kinda like 2 girls atm, i got with girl 1 last friday (2 weekends ago) and got with girl 2 the saturday just been. i didnt go further than 2nd with both of them but neither of them were 'sneaky pull' sorta things, they were both lasting a few hours. on monday girl 2 texted me saying she was sorry if she made it awkward on sunday morning ( i told her mate i thought it was awkward afterwards) and i text back basically saying 'dw, its just i really like you and it kinda felt like id ruined it, i just got a bit worried lol' and she said ''yeh really like you to, i didnt even realise it was awkward. you havent ruined anything dw'' so that was all good, would of propably asked her out last time i saw her. butt then girl 1 came round my house on monday night, and we had sex. wasnt meant to happen it just did. and i feel REALLLY REALLLY bad on girl 2, because id just told her i like her and then went and got with someone else straight away? thing is i reallly like both of them, the original plan was to decide in half term because i only thought one of them was going away but turns out both are so ill never be able to make my mind up. So basicallllly, would it be better to made a rash (potentially rong) decision and avoid leading any one on anymore..or take longer but get accused of leading them both on/messing them around?

Move to him with a f**king switchh. stab him in the shoulder or the thigh, or if u can get hold of a gun pull it on him then knock him unconscious with it

hahahaha

What has she put you through? as far as i can read shes never said she ever wants to be more than mates with you, youve just gotten obsessed

1. don't leave so many X's 2. don't say stufff like 'i treated you like a princess' 3. DONT LIE ON THE FLOOR CRYING FOR AN HOUR AND THEN WONDER WHY SHE WONT DANCE WITH YOU 4. dont send her texts wen shes on the way home saying get home safely, wait a day at leasssssst

was talking about it earlier, best advert on tv atm

am i right in thinking you go to acm? dyu knowjames lloyd or becky burraway?

when is it? may aswell come for a bit

shes rite though. honestly its for the best

nice one wasteman. shame bout the faceeee. lets link soooon

JUST BACK OFF HER, make her think you dont like her anymore, if she does like you, she'll realise and move to you, if she doesnt she wont, and you wont waste anymore time trying to make her. you will not be able to force her to like you, and saying stuff like ''you should go out with me instead'' will NOT help. i dont mean to be harsh but you need to sort it out

get it

i thought u dashed a wheel at him? your both neeks. its alll about the becks