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i have one on my phone and it doesnt work

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Yea i remember when i didnt train with my left hand. Was like rubbing spaghetti for a while (just 8" girth spaghetti) .. but now its 2nd hand nature. Id give it a go.. once you have learnt that then its time for your mouth.

Left is lower, right handed, however can yank with both hands equally as well.. in some cases my left gets me off better than my right

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The biggest pile of wank ive ever seen welded together in my life

Im seriously not suprised at all, has anyone taken a look at the sick shit on youtube lately? latex glove fetishes..just type in gloves or glove fetish.. the stuff on their is f**king ODD Theres also vids of people in full leather suits that cover their faces and everything on them, with the arms stitched to their sides and legs stitched together so they cant move at all, with just a tiny hole to breathe through. Seriously wtf...

Ben will ... i wont because my camera is in the car and needs charging.. sounds lazy but its pissing it down so hard.. i cant be arsed.

Aww i havent driven that many.. Land rover discovery td5 Auto Land rover discovery td5 Manual Honda civic 03 1.6 Honda CRX 1996 Hyundai coupe 2.0 gen 3 Volvo police jobby.. tuned T5 as far as we know since it has no badges on it to say what it is and engine looks total diff Ford transit! boo yaa loved it Fiesta old skool one OMGZORZ nearly forgot the 2 cars i drove whilst my coupe was being fixed: hyundai getz (literally the best car i have ever driven!!!!!!), hyundai Accent (2nd best car i have ever driven!!!!) .. The most fun i have ever had in 2 cars in my life... Reasons to buy one: engine in both sounds like absalute f**king monsters and i think they are only 1.6 at best.. not even that.. prolly 1L .. but my god.. the sound!. The steering is the lightest i have ever ever ever felt, the clutch is literally like a feather its f**king sex piss... the accelerator is so sensitive i couldnt drive the car out the garage to start with due to redlining it. I want one sooo bad.. they look so wank but they are literally amazing. If you ever get bored go take one for a test drive.. either of them.. both are great. Ford Tractor JCB shit loads of bloody fun Bulldozer - i have a pic of this on my home pc somewhere ill have to find it infact i know for a fact you can see it on google earth its still in the same place as we left it like 8 years ago when we moved house lol : [attachmentid=8072]

Mines still f**ked even after changing the settings thanks anyway.. also another problem i have found in firefox 2.0.. i find a page i like i go to bookmarks i then go to bookmark this page then box popus up saying the title of page etc i click ok and nothing happens it just stays there i can click ok forever and it still stays there and doesnt add the page

im running zonealarm pro what settings did you change as its likely i will need to do the same

Ok kwik fit do a good job and fix your car like 3 times.. then they say its not under warrenty for the part broken etc.. so why dont you pay to have it fixed? by them? Also why would a garage say nah take it to kwik fit.. because basically its too much like hard work for them to fix themselves.. you are being given the absalute run around by that place. Just go back and tell them to stop being fannys and to be glad of a bloody customer

Whenever i click a youtube link i just get a page full of random text characters... like the html of the page .. well not even that id say half bollocks half html. Also youtube videos embeded in pages dont show up. Any ideas? oh yea also .gif files dont animate they just stick on the first image making it static. Im using 2.0

LMAO what...? The empire was well pretty much over before world war 2 we lost america in 1777 (independence day). Pretty much all of our colonies declared war themselves on germany, including the usa eventually. No blackmailing or anything they just got pissed when the japs decided to join in... stupid f**ks.

The ones livin across road from my house are fit as f**k. I make a point of getting naked by the front window, just a bit of a detterent.. cant be breeding with that lot.

Thats a perfect final thought. Close topic.

Thats a possible theory, but highly doubted. It seems like its all the rage to be "open minded" i think thats why the metrosexual (just read it as homosexual if you want) male is becoming ever so popular. Im not being a bigot, im just being passionate. Theres a difference .. Even my polish friend has a bit of a sense of humour. Good worker too Bartosz says: why do jews have big noses? Bartosz says: because air is free

There you go.

Just noticed, is the bike ok? i see it perched in the back could have been proper wank if that died

I say leave it joe. looks well good now with that modded front end.

Maybe, but for good reasons. Think about how f**king shit britain is at everything nowadays. Are we good at anything worth while? We used to be the biggest empire in the world. A f**king EMPIRE.. were not talking about some stupid jedi knights etc running round and killing imaginary bad guys. We ruled the world for the most part and look at us now.. full of f**kin imigrants and wasters. Who do i blame? labour all the bloody way.

Yup eeennngoogogoglide is proper good nowadays

I get wound up because theres a bunch of f**k arse people in our country trying to blow us up. Why? its like a f**king virus that is starting to spread all over, i hate the french but they have the right idea with the imigrants etc. Ship the f**kers over to other countrys like ours and keep their own relatively clean. All of the stuff that was found on the laptop dated well back before 9/11 so its not like they have suddenly got a bee in their bonnet because we decided to help anihilate a few countrys as pay back. 40 years minimum? not enough for someone trying to kill 1000's of our people. What the f**k happened to people being proud to be english. ill tell you.. a bunch of everyother country wanted a piece of british benefits (thanks to sir retard tony blair) and have come over for the easy life. What pride can people have in that? We work our arses off all day, doing shit manual or pointless jobs and then some f**ker straps himself to the bottom of a lorry coming from france, arrives and gets a brand new house. Im not a big fan of hitler due to him being so hyperactive but the boy had the right ideas with the jews. Lets not get in to whether i like them or not but facts are the guy saw them infesting his country so what did he do? bit of gas and all was sorted. We need to have a nice big clear out in this country to get back to our roots, dominate the world again from our little island and bring back the empire. Unlike some people however when shit kicks off were willing to give them their country back, so how about all these bombing freaks of nature and general useless call centre people f**k off out of ours. Its got so bad now people are actually voting for labour.. wtf is with that.. the poor get richer and the rich get poorer? how about no thanks. The last what? over 6 years now? blair has done f**k all for this country. Infact ill change that and give him some credit, when shit hit the fan he was all for helping anihilate the f**kers in iraq etc. But people still vote for him, hes set up all the bloody hotel camps for the imigrants. Sorted out everyones benefits so some tramp can walk in to our country and get paid to be alive. Whilst everyone here who works has to pay for them, money that they have earnt through "working".. not "breathing". There are a bunch of f**ked up countries in the east, iran etc.. and it seems they have decided to spill the f**kedupness over in to relatively normal countrys. That can f**k right off, how about anyone who doesnt have a british passport gets shot at the airport. Thats a decent start just to give us some time to sort out the buggers in here. Then 2nd plan of attack is the indian quarter in birmingham.. ever felt racism against white people? take a walk through there. Then we should start our very own british awards which i like to call the MOWO awards. That reminds me blacks are very proud of who they are, something us britains need to take account of and maybe follow their lead. But please, dont pick up a screw driver and walk around peckham looking for someone to "drill", its just not cricket. Before anyone decided to mention how bad we are.. when we kicked off in germany (football, not WW2) and decided to have a bit of a ruck with their plastic chairs, that was just the proud british bulldog unleashing some anger. We'd be f**ked if we threw a plastic chair in this country, claims direct would be right on the case because some "pakistanic" (not a word but go with it) old woman got hit by the air pressure the chair caused as it moved past her head. Right ill leave it there as im going off topic. Sorry to stereotype different races.. its just fact that the majority are like that so f**k it... they all have it in them.

FA cup i presume?

You need to fill out a memorandum of association which just basically says who you are, the address but most importantly what you will do. This is so that like a dishwasher company doesnt suddenly go off selling light bulbs, then they brake and people come back asking for a refund and wont get them because the company doesnt "deal" with light bulbs (worst example ever award). Then you need an article of association.. i think.. which is like saying who owns what shares of the company the roles of these people and what they are entitled to. Theres 2 others.. like form 10 and form 20.. or something like that which you have to fill out but thats just normal admin jargon You can register with an accountant or solicitor i know certain companys will do it all for you and make it easier though. Balls forget everything i have said and just go here: http://www.businesslink.gov.uk/bdotg/actio...emId=1073789615 Read that then scroll to bottom and it has everything you need to know ever. If you want to be super cool.. go for a public-private partnership they are becoming all the rage.. every benifit of a ltd company and every benefit of a public company all in one. Proper win win situation you just need a couple of random mates to become "share holders" to offer up a nice bit of funding to help you get yourself on the way. Its safe for them to do it since if something goes tits up and you get sued, then the company name is what gets sued and therefore the shareholders and yourself are not accountable for the money that needs to be repayed. Not wanting to be a cock.. but i seriously seriously wouldnt bother with being a sole trader. You want to be ltd because like i said if something goes tits up, not saying it would but this is a first step in to business then you will lose everything.. every asset you have will be gone if someone decides to take it that far. The ltd is the protection you need against this. But then again.. can you handle corporation tax? and income tax coming from an ltd?. Edit: Just took a look and something i missed, sole traders get taxed an assload i thought they got let off. http://www.bytestart.co.uk/content/taxlega...or-sole-t.shtml