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I had something like 24 lessons, but 12 of them were just me driving around doing nothing due to having to wait for my test to come round. I failed first time with 3 minors and 1 major due to someone going down the wrong way in a one way street and i was pulling in to said street and only looked one side. Then as i turned the other way as i was pulling out there was a car there.. totally my fault. Then 1 month later took my test again and passed with 0 minors 3 years on no crashed and no speeding stuff. woooo!
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What i cant understand is why i had to pay £189 for windows xp the other week, yet vista is coming out at around £89 on overclockers... is it oem or something? i dont really see how a windows copy can be oem though lol
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I listen to it relgiously every damn morning easily best radio show on the planet. If i miss it i listen to the recording haha i f**king love the new crime fighting team cockit and pullit
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some gear ratios make it so that if you have the chain with one extra link wheel is pulled right back in dropouts and so brakes dont line up. Then if you take a link out the wheel has to go in so far its pressed to the mounts and you cant do the chain up. To solve it you have to buy either one half link or a whole half link chain which people seem warey of (ive ran mine fine for ages now). So a tensioner is the only way to go. Its due to silly gear ratios and certain companies not being able to weld in the right places.
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Congrats on the new house ive had mine for 8 months now and its so f**king good! got a couple of guys living wiht me at the moment paying rent etc just for a bit of company but my god.. i f**king loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee having my own place. Was £9000 less than yours but i had to have it all done up, new wallpaper, laminate flooring (whoever invented this stuff is a god its so good to clean!), painted outside, garden done etc furniture. Its amazing.. also had to furnish the place its a 2/3 bedroom place the 3rd room is tiny but the guy doesnt seem to mind it. Its just so nice to have something to come back to and know its yours. Good luck with the mortgage how long you have it out for if you dont mind me asking? i was a bit lucky.. i say a bit i mean a lot and havent had to get one, only keeping it till after uni and selling up and moving to america woooo!.. but definitely awesome to get your foot on the property ladder so early You can also buy loads of random crap that you dont need for your own house too i opted for 43" flat screen tv and italian leather sofas = entertainment central. Its already turning into a batchelor pad. Weirdest bit about having your own house is definitely getting bills and going.. hmm .. no one ever told me it cost this much to stay alive.
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I just had another one lmao cant be arsed to type it all now but i will later it was more f**ked up than both of those Right i can be arsed now I was going to the gym with a couple of mates had the routine written down on my hand. But when we got there for some reason everything was wrapped up for christmas. I dont understand that bit so im stood there staring at my hand for ages trying to work out what the hell im going to do. The other 2 guys i went with are doing all these stupid streatches and then dissapear off somewhere. I go to do some sprints and hear them calling me which i ignore i then go in tot he corridor to do the running and i see some girl i knew from school. Ignored her since shes a willy (in my dream, not at all in real life) and then decided not to bother doing sprints. The other 2 guys come over and were like this is shit lets go and then on the way out pete decides were going to do cable crossovers. We go to walk in to the room where all that stuff is at and theres a guy stood blocking the door doing crossovers.. but like as if the machine was at the doorway. Some tiny spanish guy pushes him in the back and goes "move out the way you fat f**k" ... pete instantly shouts RUN so me and him peg it back to the turn style place where loads of people were trying to get in to the gym and we had to find gaps to jump through. Then we decide to go round the back way and when we go through the door all hell has broken loose the guy is getting his face pounded in and kicked by these huge dudes. I walk in to the room to far and one of them grabs me.. i somehow get away and run as fast as i can away. Then suddenly im in my house and i hear noises down stairs so i go down to the kitchen and theres someone f**king around outside. Then im suddenly back at the reception to the gym where i see the bag i keep with all my bike tools in behind the desk and this guy that looks like pee wee herman (if thats how u spell his name) is saying how they are his. Im like "no they f**king arent gimme my shit back you f**king willy" (it seems my language is just as bad in my dreams) and hes like no f**k off their mine and i go to the manager right ill bring my bike in a show you what all those tools are for and hes like yea ok sounds good. Then as i walk out the pee wee guy and this other guy start going "noooooo" cos they have been busted, they then go in to the gym. As i walk to my car to get my bike they are in a white car and ram the back of mine. I grab a chair and smach it through the passanger front window and the windscreen. The pee wee guy and the other dude get out and stand by my car and smash a window. I then had like a broom stick and i went to hit pee wee and i hit the mirror of my car as he moves. As im doing this the other guy grabs the car keys out the ignition of my car and im like "dont be a twat give them back" and hes like no... and i go " fair enough ill just use the spare" but when i go to get the spare which is the glove box they pick up some metal bars and are about to beat me down like a slut who didnt pay the pimp. So i think f**k it.. dont be a pussy and i go for the guy with the key and he tried to slash me in the face with this bar which he missed a few times with. i grab the keys and the bar and im watching them as i look down and i see hes taken the car key off the set of keys. They drive off with my car leaving their shit one... i then wake up.. seriously wtf.
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So this might work, if you have just woken up and remember a dream you had... wack it in here. Would be nice to see what weird shit comes up since ive just literally woken up from 3 of them. Ill get things started.. im already forgetting most of it. Now i remember meeting some friends on a giant fishing/cruise boat. My car was sat on the deck and i had to go up some stairs to meet my friends sat at a table drinking. Then i remember they were laughing about me wearing the same trousers all the time or something.. and i was like f**k this im going so i got up and left. My mate james followed me and said something like oh you are leaving again as usual (think i had done it loads of times before walked out on them) and i said words to the effect of .. i cant be f**ked sitting there and getting laughed at. Then 2 drunk ass girls stumbled against my car and commented on it.. then i had to somehow get my car off the deck of the boat. Either way.. i was no longer in a car it was me trying to climb out of the boat. But not over the rail and in to the sea i had to climb like up towards the captains like control room place sitting on this .. f**k knows what it was it was a lump of metal connected to a big chain connected to a winch. This slid up and down this wooden log but mine wouldnt work it had fallen off and wouldnt go back on. Then some guy sent down some more chains and pulled us up using some form of winch thing. Now the dream suddenly took a huge change and i was in a building made of wood and lets just say..it was a bloody game of counterstrike source (i now realise i play way too much). You could hear the other players shooting through these wooden planks covering all the door ways to try and get at you. I was f**king legging it to the other side of the map and kept getting shot. Didnt hurt or owt but it felt like the next time i died it really would. So i decided f**k it im gonna run to the other end of the map and just hide. So start of the round i f**kin run jumping through windows etc and i can hear people shooting behind me i find this small entrance and i go up some stairs and in to this well nice room. Like had nice leather sofa, pot plants. book cases, velvet red drapes everywhere some nice mood lighting. I decide to hide behind a leather seat and as soon as i do im like.. wait a second. wtf is this... im having a f**king dream and i woke up. Needing the biggest piss of my life.. no joke it was proper touch and go whether i exploded before reaching the bathroom. Right time for some more sleep.
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just bought one from staples well good monitors
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Teenage Angst Communal Agony Aunt Thread
munkee replied to Has anyone seen my shoe?'s topic in Chit Chat
why be sensitive.. stop following your cock and open your eyes and maybe you'll see how retarded and clinically f**ked the so called "relationship" already is -
Teenage Angst Communal Agony Aunt Thread
munkee replied to Has anyone seen my shoe?'s topic in Chit Chat
LMFAO.. i cant beleive you still give a shit about her after she f**ked her ex on sunday. It makes you look so f**king desperate its unreal.. you are being led on like a retard being pushed down a hill in a wheelchair. Go find a proper woman and not some slut who loves to get pounded by her ex's massive cock every weekend. -
Start --> Run --> msconfig --> startup also in the same program go to services, click hide all microsoft services then deselect the ones your dont need
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yeap dude, the quickest way is to right click on the icon in the system tray and go to upload limit, set this to a lower value. However the speed you download at for the most part is directly proportional to the speed you upload at. Meaning, to make it fair for everyone torrent clients have a ratio/quota you have to meet before your download will run at its fastest.. this might not always be the case but from what i have found it pretty much is. So basically lowerin your upload speed will hinder your download speed. If you go to options at the top and then speed guide, set your connection in there and it iwll automatically adjust the speed you upload at. Its just basivally a system to ensure that people dont download stuff and are then not willing to share it out. Although i just move the file to a new folder anyway so utorrent doesnt know it exists on my pc.
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haha bongo it seems you are getting addicted to watchin series. If you want to watch an absalutely awesome one go to alluc.org and look up Entourage. Its about a actor, his washed up brother, his best friend who runs a pizza place and a guy called turtle who is a complete wigger. They go to hollywood to make his career and oh my god.. it is full of fit as f**k women every episode and there are some amazing characters in it. Best show i have seen in a long while.
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not been overclocking it have you? Check inside the case to see if the graphics card has a fan, if it does make sure it spins. Overheating of the card will cause the pc to turn itself off straight away. Mine did it a few times when a sata cable was pushed up against the fan. Same goes for any other fans that seem important give them a check and vacuum out the dust to make sure.
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me n bendee are gonna be there
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mr? was actually quite funny.. kudos to you
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The f**king c**ts, i checked yesterday and saw the TFSI stuff going on in other cars.. so i assumed FSI would be fine why cant they just name cars properly nowadays. I reckon honda are the only company to get really close. Shame it cant be used in this thread though.
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if ps = bhp then doesnt this win? http://www.carpages.co.uk/guide/volkswagen...i-200ps-4dr.asp http://www.carpages.co.uk/guide/volkswagen...assat-guide.asp Power Conversion: ps to bhp 1.0 Japanese PS = 0.98632 BHP 50 PS = 49.3 BHP 100 PS = 98.6 BHP 120 PS = 118.4 BHP 150 PS = 147.9 BHP 180 PS = 177.5 BHP 200 PS = 197.3 BHP oh come on its close enough! im sure one of the other models does it there anyways
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http://www.t-nation.com/readTopic.do?id=548437 not really a well thoughtout post by me but just thought id add another option to all of this madness. Id rather take spike than pro plus anyday. Just thought id add this to the thread as i have taken it before and still have about 3 of the pills left. Its a much cleaner version of pro plus to be honest, no side effects what so ever.It comes in caffeine free as well incase thats what puts you off pro plus. Makes you more alert etc but to be honest i think i just have a high threshold against any form of drug.. that isnt alcohol. Ive had 6 of these at one time and felt nothing.. but on another day i have had one and really felt it. I was multitasking like a lesbian that day so i can see how this stuff does work. It maybe another option for you..
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slr and mclaren gtr ***
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Thank you, atleast a few people now get the point of the thread instead of lets all bitch at me lol. Its simple.. why should they get paid that much. You cant say its because its such a big sport because its not that, the sport would work exactly the same if players were paid say £5000 a week (still twice as much as a project manager would get on a major civil engineering job which has taken over 8 years of experience and qualifications to gain).
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seriously dude stop crapping it over pro plus. Not trying to be mr big ego big shot but ive taken well over the dosage on pro plus, nurofen, flu tablets etc (when i started getting flu before the start of my exams ) ... end of the day as long as you drink enough water, eat some good meals and dont go being a complete retard your not going to kill yourself.
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So where can i purchase one of these magical shirts which are being sold all over the world? facts are although mr luke thinks that there is a mass football following all over the world id bet good money that even so, 90% of them dont give a shit about what beckham is doing enough to buy one of his shirts. Well done luke for being a substandard football player, if you are lower than conference.. feck you mase well be playing outside with your mates on a wednesday afternoon over on the local park. To put it blunt i couldnt give a crap whether you are mr football or whether you are a bloody power ranger. The figures are in this thread about his weekly earnings and the facts are i dont think that kicking a ball around a rectangular plot of land warrants such high volumes of money going in to his pocket. The topic can be argued all day long, hence why it was made. Its nice to see that there are some very opposite views.