ermm of the top of my head Dont tell your mates at the very top of a very tall tree there are bananas then when they get to the top proceed to chop it down as youll be the only one laughing. Dont setup a prank that makes you look like a cocaine addict to your mum on april fools day, again didnt see the funny side At school, dont ask move your mates moped round the corner and tell him that some chavs outside were saying something about robbing a moped, i must be the only person that sees the funny side to things Dont give false details to police when they are radioing it all in Dont fill a bottle lid with sal and pepper then blow into it too late to think of good ones i will edit tomo done loads of daft stuff in my time