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PaRtZ

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    Cls's Wheels

    2 Questions: ^_^ OK i've just been watching his vids and he's got an echo 32h rim I remember readin a post promoting profiles, and someone said "Even CLS has one and he swears by them" ...profiles are 36h Does this mean that CLS has 4 spare holes in his hub? I have a profile with a koxx rim (both 36h) I know that the echo rim is stronger, but because it has 4 less spokes, is it AS strong as a built up koxx wheel?
  2. I hate it too, but i !!!HIGHLY!!! reccommend that (Y) the benadryl are great but I have to take 2 a day which is expensive imo :P
  3. I've only just noticed that rob has a spelling mistake in his signature :P I know I said yeah but I didn't realise, I think im still in school mate (Y) . If Im not then obviously ill come (Y)
  4. ive been sweating like a fat sweaty man having sex on a hot day, today (Y) I like storms too
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    Sunset Riding

    I love the bike one and the first one (Y) (Y) Very nice mate
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    Hot Weather

    i think its bad. Overheat too quickly and grips become sweaty
  7. 1) A flat because no one would think an evil genius would live in a flat 2) A turbo-charged mini, although I cant drive they look fun anyway 3) A large selection of guns comprising of M4a1's, Stehr Aug's, AWM's, Desert Eagles, MP5's, P90's (Yes i do play counterstrike) and maybe a couple of M60's to guard my flat with. Lots of grenades too 4) A plan to take over the world: I may hire pinky and the brain for that 5) Generic Henchmen 6) A catchphrase 7) A enemy/hero who would be like Johnny English but probably worse 8) Some karribinas to pass the time with 9) A army, bigger than the British army, better trained than the SAS 10) ......yeah id also want a helmet
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    Python

    I bum montys. Theres no seat so i have to (Y)"
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    One Handers

    It took me all the way till this post for me to realise that...... (Y)" lol
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    Python

    Theres a tank for those comments? :shifty: ho-ho I'll make my contribution :D : :)"
  11. I only posted friday! :shifty: and i guess we'll all be doing some, using local riders as 'standards' (ill be doing beginner sections :shifty: ) Dunno. We can plan pretty quick anyway so we might as well just wait
  12. ah well keep drinking then :shifty: :shifty: lol
  13. Ok heres an old one but a classic :shifty: An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are at a fairground and they stumble through some bushes to find a magic helter-skelter. The ride operator says to them all "whatever you shout on the way down, you'll land in at the bottom" So cunningly the englishman flies down and shouts "GOLD!!!!!!". At the bottom he lands in an enourmos pile of gold coins, scoops them up and walks off pretty chuffed. The intelligent Irishman flies down and shouts "CHRIS KING HUBS!!!!!". At the bottom him falls into a guargantuan pile of mulitcoloured CK hubs, gathers them all together and goes off to sell them cheap on ebay. The foolsih Scotsman wasn't listening and goes down and shouts "WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" And lands in a big green puddle. Whats the connection between a bad cook making pancakes, and gordon ramsey? They're both stupid tossers (although not a politically correct joke) Whats green and goes up and down???? A gooseberry in a lift :shifty:
  14. it gets better with age ...oh wait thats wine. You'll be fine, its just the best before date, so itll probably wont taste AS nice :shifty:
  15. Plus I can now go home for dinner :shifty: First of all this has a high possibility of not happening. The harbour master is well withing his rights to say no to us. Yes Ill be annoyed, but its still very possible So no ideas yet :shifty: Don't want to do work for no reason now, do we?
  16. Yep Me and my mates go drag racing near enough everyday: :shifty:
  17. 2 bikes long. pretty good :shifty:
  18. Just watched them and I agree :lol:
  19. 2 englishmen and a japanese person are given jobs at a construction yard. The foreman comes up to them to greet them and says right "englishman one will be in charge of labour, englishman two will b in charge of surveying and the japanese person will be in charge of supplies" 3 weeks later the foreman comes back to inspect the workers, only to find no progress. He approaches to 2 englishmen and demands "WHy has no work been done?" "Well we couldn't do anything because we had no spades" "RIGHT WHERES THE JAPANESE BLOKE?" The two men pointed towards a pile of rubble. The foreman started walking up to the pile when the japanese man jumped out and shouted "SUPPLIES!!"
  20. Could have also mentioned Communism. That didn't work, lol What was that thing a while ago, (during a world cup i think) That people in certain areas of ENGLAND weren't allowed to wave ENGLAND banners because it upset the ethnic minority? WTF?!
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    A Funny Bail

    It would have been funny if Your chain had snapped, and the split second it did, a dog ran out underneath you, jumped between the gap in the top tube, down tube, seat tube. Then as you were falling, elvis also fell out of the sky, you sang a little duet together with him, then hit the pipes :- I would lolarrpy then
  22. I kinda think the same but im too lazy to do anything so my opinions of this topic are quite low lol I agree with androo though, most of the doctors I've met have been foreign and to be honest they've been better than a doctor I've met who was british (OK thats probably bad luck but still) I got treated for a hairline fracture in my ankle the instant it happened by a foregin doctor, and he was really really good :- However also as Androo said, there are a few immigrants who come into the country and think "Lush! I've run away from that war, now im going to sit on my arse in Great Britain and make all these other b*stards work" that is wrong. We all work for ourseleves, not for other people. Chavs are the same, they just eat away at the governments funds just so they can go buy another bag of weed So that ^^ is the only problem i have with foregin people, sponging off the country. Everone else I'm fine with :lol:. And I don't think that Trials punk actually meant what he said in a nasty way, racist way
  23. Hehe I like that How mnay skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? 3 1 to do it, 1 to film and another to say "Yeaahh"
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