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it'll prob f*ck my pc up more but meh why not mattu4@hotmail.com

maybe but don't blame me for that cant sue me cos im a f*cking lunatic Alex, shoving loads of things in a microwave and pressing go is just not stylish.

Better Hope you get arrested lol

hrmmm the only ones I can think of are ashton in the Trials noir videos

:lol:

You mean you were expecting most topics in NMC to be meaningful? I know what you mean.... I have a zona zip Kona caldera (05) Apollo outrage but customized + bodged for 3 years without costing a penny

I have blue ones which sparkle in the light not the sidehop ones either

norwegian. meh she dumped me but she was a good shag and shite news, my mate who's shift i was covering has had id extended, meaning im working from 1:00-8:00

Yeah good speakings brother! I find natural easier than street, cos i do so much natural. I was once told that if you do more natural you become a better rider but i don't see it. Sure it helps if you want to stick to the original meaning of trials, but ..bllahh cant finish the sentance. As danny said, lets not start a street/natural argument I find you only really appreciate how hard trials is when you sit back and really think about it. When im just on the back wheel on a wall, I don't think much of it, whereas as people who don't know anything about it, consider it close to impossible..... I don't particularly like people watching me, unless im in a demo where I don't try anything new in case I mess it up In honesty, I think im past the point of "wow" (P.O.W. for short ) When the elite riders bring out a new vid, im not as impressed as when I first started.....

You already assume Im going will tis ok I got nothing better to do. Unless its raining in which case ill find something to have sex with Im bringing my camera too, Ill be getting to rhyl at 9:15 ish EDIT: Can you explain will why, according to the forecast, saturday is a better day? lol the wind is stronger and its slightly colder

Umm I forgot to add this at the end btw "now you are finished, you can turn the oven off"

ummmm No the honest truth... ...don't laugh this IS honest ...My mate gave it me... .....From a Rover forum

Colour like you've seen it beeyatch!

yeahthat would be mint!

Well Im sure that the people still in school who are home alone are pretty bored of eating chicago town mini pizzas, so im going to give you a recipe of mine which has kept me fat for a few years now. You will need: 1 tin of hotdogs (as thin as possible so they wobble) 1 loaf of thick bread 1 oven 1 baking tray 1 knife to cut bread 1 rolling pin 1 pair of hands 1 tin opener OK first things first, if you cant use a knife because you're not allowed to then dont, just find a pair of plastic scissors and use them instead. Also, ovens tend to become hot when in use, so please take care to to burn yourself (like I did today). A trained first aider is also optional. Get enough slices of bread as there are hotdogs in your tin, IE in my tin of 8 hotdogs I used 5 slices. Only joking, 8 slices. You cant eat the remaining slices, or freeze it and throw it at someone OK make sure the break isn't frozen and cut the crusts off. Unfortunatly you won't be needing these so unless you can think of another use for them, throw them in the bin. Now you have some white squares in front of you. Grab the rolling pin, run outside and wave it around and the nearest person. Then come back in and begin flattening the bread slices. I prefer to roll over them with the utensil, but some psychotic loonies may prefer to just bash the f*ck out of them. Either way just make them as flat as possible. Now use the tin opener to, yep you guessed it, open the tin of hot dogs. ***optional*** You may want to add flavouring onto the bread at this point to give it...well...flavour ************ Take a hot dog out and lay it at one end of a flattened slice. Now roll it/wrap it and place it at the edge of the baking tray so it doesn't roll out. Do this for all of the dogz Now turn the oven on using your pair of hands. For fan assissted ovens, I dunno, sit back and feel the breeze I guess. Turn the power to about midway (meh it doesn't REALLY matter) and pop the tray in middle shelf. Now, count to 5 minutes, or if you're clever use a pinger to do it for you. Turn the tray around at this time, and cook for a further 5 minutes. Take the tray out with your pair of hands (insulated by someone else hands of course) and peel them off the tray Eat and enjoy. Enjoyment is the crucial bit too There we go, I've fed you now

thats quite wrong...... "I tried XC, but I find gravity more enjoyable when working with it"

please answer, with feedback if poss cheers

simplest answer to everyones problems? Get a job Im rolling in it now, my bike is pimped and im actually saving money for uni!

go to paint, stretch and skew to 50% both sides then re-upload. Otherwise you'll annoy people on 56k

this thread is like a snowball. The more people who reply to it, make it longer and longer and longer Now if this thread WAS a snowball, what colour would it be?

I understand what you're saying joe, and i dont get why the wheels would be turning at double the speed of the conveyor. The wheels aren't travelling on the converyor, they stationary. so the conveyor is simply turning the wheels around at the speed of the conveyor. just because its facing backwards doesn't mean anything. Also just beacuse there is a force pushing the wheel forward, doesn't mean that the wheel will speed up, cos its still stationary... FORGET IT!! just watch some porn

OK guys heres one date you MUST write down in your diaries and if possible the TF calendar Go to google and put in: March the 20th :lol:

bah never liked physics anyway

you know what my hardware reliability is like.....

if you mean the car park level, I will