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nice one Ill hopefully be somewhere other than where I am at the mo with a job I actually like. Quite possibly be in Germany meeting up with the friends I made whilst I was pissed last time I was there Ahhhh who knows, maybe Ill be dead, in which case Im gonna have that wank right now!

Why cant we just email them to you?

http://www.eengoedidee.nl/videoz/?search_f...earch=zoo_video Every zoo video out

OK I'm after a laptop but I really want something with the biggest processor possible. (bigger that 2 ghz if poss) Also good gfx card + RAM. Basically something that runs fast Not too bothered about HD space to be honest anything over 50 gb will do Also my budget is £1,000 If you know of any sites that are good, Ill have a look. But if you know a product which matches my requirements, that'll be grooovy!

But bare in mind the Americans are proud of their humvee which does 1.2 miles to the gallon is it?

what? reading a figure from a grinder makes you a trials geek? Im asking because my grinds dont seem to work at all and I was wondering if it was my grinder that was wrong or my technique

yeah thats what i meant lol Im for this petition

And be environmentally friendly which apparently is an important thing these days. Obviously with craig + your's post it seems that that topic is dwindliing Personally I've never had any hassle, but I think I've just been lucky. I remember when we were travelling from bangor once and when we got our bike on the conductor said we couldn't put em there, and Rob had a proper good go at him I reckon he was close to crying

My dad talks too much, about things which dont actually matter to my existance

Apollo outrage now single speed cos Ive broken all my spare derraileurs so I locked it out to be clever "shockwave" forks.... oooooooOOoooo.... A chain A chain ring Some cranks Club Roost sport bars A stem Universal saddle V brakes that are useless as f00k Gol outer cables!! wooo Wellgo pedals Thats about it lol Ive kept it running for 2 years without spending more than £40 (thats how much I paid for it)

I also had a snotty text from ex. Packed full of sh!t and useless trying to prove my way out of it bloody women Also worked and moaned about work, eating rice as we speak

thought it was naughty to talk about these?

I prefer the chicks to hasslehoff

I tried but no one can connect to me

Something similar to above: 1) Take brake off 2) Place in bath 3) Undo both bolts 4) Put finger over the hole in the slave cylinder and squeeze the lever slowly 5) Take finger off slave cyclinder hole and put it on the master cyclinder hole 6) Release the lever gently 7) Keep repeating this until no more bubbles come out at the slave cylinder end

"Weebl want trials pie!"

maybe its Ali C or Iolo .....

heres another one: If you tied two cats too each other (back to back) and then dropped them off a 6ft drop, how would they land. Presume that both cats are the same age and dont have athritis or any other illness

yes in terms of the best place what? the nicest looking shop? Tartybikes Supercycles Probably your best chance

I'll try but i doubt it

this thread is too long lol :$we could be here forever just making up anything like pinch, punch my first flat of the month

My mate used something similar on his BMX crank. He called it synthetic metal or chemical metal. It just looks like black blu-tack but obviously isn't Good job

Instead of cluttering up chitchat with threads of "oh my mate got beaten up" or "I had my wallet nicked" or "I gapped to a chiauaua" Put all the little stories of yours (that don't tend to have much value to the rest of us) in here Ill start: Im convincing my mate that heavy metal/emo rock is the new cool thing Hes actaully listened to me (fool) and accepted most of my screamy songs. ...Poor soul.....

who the hell is superspeed or whatever it was?

Better glasses