George bush and Tony Blair are walking in a park when they see a very fit woman with her head stuck in some railings. George looks around and sees no one is watching, pulls her pants down and gives her one from behind. Then when hes finished he says "Go on Tony, your turn" to which Tony replies "I better not, I don't think my head will fit in the railings" Sally and Sammie are talking in Sammie's house. Sammie asks "can I borrow your file to file my parrots beak?" "I don't think so, you'll kill your parrot if you do that" Sally replies. "No its ok I'll be gentle" "OK then" and Sally fetches her file for Sammie. The next day Sammie comes back. "I've killed my parrot!" Sally says "See! I told you that filiing it would kill it" to which Sammie says "No it wasn't that that killed it. I think I put it in the vice too hard"