PaRtZ

random fact: Hoffman is also the name of a sick bag manufacturer

Now im really confused Are these all stock frames with horizontal dropouts and bmx hub spacing?

Maybe, but maybe also he'll leave them so they keep breaking and we have to buy new ones every 6 months So am I right in thinking, in 2007 (when the frames come out) We'll have: Normal mod bikes (zona zip) Normal stock bikes (bt raven) 24" bikes (onza zoot) Mod-stock bikes (2007 adamant) Are we going to have stock mod bikes too?

Dibs on PaRtZ btw it won't happen, but i think it would be amusing to see it happen. And whoever it was who said about it being complelty illegal *ahem* riding on the pavement IS illegal. Flowerbeds, signs, benches are even more illegal so technically we're F*cked at the moment Jesus everyone, stop worrying lol. I highly doubt trials bikes can travel faster than 30mph to be honest and as for jumping red lights? At a busy junction you won't live long enough to be prosecuted unless they scrape you off the road within the first hour

similarly, you havent worn a helmet consistantly, for 2 years

Yes!! That means Ive _pwned mark in the try-all freewheel thread

im pretty sure you can use a twig to do it too. or a hammer Id personally go for tugs but cams can be just as effective

and how many pairs of trousers? and dont say shorts cos with the winters ahead theres no way you'll wear 3/4ers

Cant comment on hydrodiscs but my 203 bb7 is plenty powerful even when badly set up

pic of how she is?

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What do you call a paki/indian etc. in a skip? Rumajin

but also on will, it was he who broke 2 vices getting 2 different eno's off EDIT: On that point though to be fair, I do like the way that onza brought out the tensile with the BB tool removal thing but i can honestly say that since I've changed the bearings 10 months ago, I've not had to do anything to my hub...except clean it when I could be arsed I guess theres no winning this argument either way. Personally im scared of freewheels, but im not saying that all freewheels are crap for trials. Just dicta and acs

To me now: And thats coming from a guy who used to destroy (and i mean destroy) an acs every month. It would skip a couple of times and then the pawls would die somehow. After going through so many freewheels I can honestly say that going rear cassette was the best move I've ever done. AND i don't have to mess around with all the troubles that this thread (and of course other freewheel threads) seem to be filled with.

Not quite sure how many of those I believe, but i can't see the brake working better. Possibly it keeps it out of harms way if front bumps go wrong? no idea to be honest Maybe its used because its.....*drumroll* ....... [oh my god]different?! :o [/oh my god]

No, real men.... TRA how heavy are you, if you don't mind disclosing your weight Also I don't think people can say try-all freewheels are bad because the don't fit, explode etc. only based on these experiances lol Bah just get a profile or CK for mod or stock respectively. We know they work Seriously though, is price the only reason FFW is used?

lol could be interesting Imagine if we have to start getting insurance for trials. We'd be f*cked! lol Value: High Accident likelihood: Very high Durability: Low Attraction for theft: Very high lol. All very silly

I wanna say thanks to: Rob moore (are-em) for giving me lifts to work and to home My rhiannon for being such an amazing girl My boss for trusting me so much so quickly and treating me like an adult (in a toy shop) My mum for giving me food and some nice snacks which im halfway through already Thats it really. Oh all the retards on here who make stupid posts which keep me laughing for hours (mostly NMC) thank you!

Or slicing threads apart with a grinder If this freewheel doesn't fit on monty cranks, I assume ENO's do fit on these monty cranks? Then how come ENO's can fit on monty cranks and other cranks. IE how can one freewheel fit on your crank and every other crank and the try-all can fir on every other crank, but yours? ....seems a bit odd to be honest EDIT: worked it out. It musn't fit on black cranks god i was so stupid all along....

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Read 5 posts above... Will edit in a bit mate EDIT: the sidehops were like so smooth!! wow nice riding mate very impressed with that. Vid was a bit too slow for me but I guess thats just me. But the riding was very good. Nice one

Unfortunatly not For a start I wasnt saying change your damn sig NOW cos i was one of those people who don't care, but im just saying putting anything generic as a sig might influence *ahem* some members of the forum back on topic now everyone....or else

sorry im immatute Soz i couldnt come to bangor i was stuck in a toy shop for 2 hours Looks good though

ladies ladies please put the gladrags away.... Before I forget *cough* ADAM read this *cough* No one can say if he did the sidehop or if he is 9 years old. I think the largest question should be who cares? I know a 14year old who can sidehop 20" gasp shock horror etc. Use the search and you'll see I didn't make a topic about it Give the 'child' my congrats if he did do that but to be honest i dont really care lol

Might sound a bit scary but try this: Start from 2 wheels With your favourite foot forwards, turn the pedals back slightly Now let go of the rear brake and pedal kick very slightly to bring the front up Then brake again and hopefully your feet should be in the right position