ok im back :$ I had another told to me last night A coloured gentlemen went to the doctors and said "doctor doctor I cant stop running everywhere. Everywhere I go I run, I run to the bathroom, I run to work I run everywhere!" Whilst running on the spot. So the doctor says "Ah its ok, this is common" he takes out some white powder and puts it on the table and says "Sniff that" "so the foreign guy does and he immediatly stops running and says "wow that was amazing, what was that stuff? coke?" the doctor says "No it was persil, guaranteed to stop colours running"