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PaRtZ

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  1. while we're on the subject of rims, I had an email from a mate telling me 10 reasons why hockey players are better lovers. It was a bit cheesy (sticks balls etc) so i replied but could only get 9 Apologies in advance for the extreme cheese levels 9 reasons Why trials riders are better lovers: 1: We can handle our koxx well (weren't expecting that no? ) 2: we can tame our pythons to go anywhere we want 3: We can bump and tap all day 4: We're used to rough riding anywhere, anytime 5: We're familiar with tubes and lubes 6: We have to screw our nuts constantly to keep things in working order 7: We dont mind getting dirty 8: We can control the fluid in the pipes with our fingers 9: We know how to clean a rim
  2. ^^ use the jackass thread Dirty sanchez, I laughed my balls off at the choclate cake bar in the foreskin :lol: and pancho's fat drinking was absolutly disgusting
  3. Good job! show that king whos boss!
  4. Mike (leedstrials) is the best example of going against the grain. Never seen anyone do so many combinations on 2 parallel walls than him bah i cant finish my reply. originality = good
  5. I think I like it, which says alot because I hate stock bikes
  6. I think this situation has helped me see that ^^. I've asked her if she'll have me again and im going to hope for the best
  7. toothpick grinds :o wow yeah thats a damn good find that first bail is scary. But what that guy says at the start is what I think happens in trials about immediatly connecting with people......
  8. I strongly suggest learning to 180 endo first, and then maybe try a 270 endo That way if your unconfident with the drop, the first 180 will be quite easy as you'd be able to do more if you get me. It is a hard move to learn and I can only just do it off small things (it is very fun when it works though) Also dont start compleltly perpendicular to the edge when you're learning it, maybe try at a 45 degree angle or less
  9. PaRtZ

    Pierced Nipples

    dude, no way lol. My ex (the blonde one) had a piereced nipple, it just got in the way
  10. I love the way F-stop is trying to argue the point about the pc stuff + the camera stuff very seriously, and that other guy steps in and claims pete is blatantly lying because its not raining outside!
  11. Is it just me who got really confused by the topic lol T pro t pr0
  12. You've ruined the fun of teasing them now!!!!! What was that deng invention in chit chat about again.......
  13. no thats just silly and immature. haha probably
  14. To be perfectly honest I've never know brake pads to scream at me through the packaging when I first get them. If they were loud, imagine what tarty's warehouse would be like! Koxx browns 4tw btw
  15. thank god its not a gu ring... *shudder
  16. And even still, the only way hes paid is because he's got off his arse to make his own bikes and by riding hes advertising. Its not fair, the HUGE amount of talent out there and I mean younger generation (no offence to you golden oldies ) who are riding and recieving no credit for their efforts. Just police warnings.... Me personally I'd like to practice my skills up to and beyond sponsorship level. But Im not pushing myself harder FOR a sponsor, they can come to me (if you get me ) Its not my ambition in life to advertise a company through a sport I love. Im not slating for one second those who do this by the way, those that do advertise selectbikes tarty mjcycles etc. do a very good job of it, its just not my cup of tea Also as you said dave, the "crap" deals of 10% of components although useful, is just not enough for most people to devote themselves...... *This reply contains no malicious intentions or content. Please dont twist my words. b*st*rds.
  17. thank f*ck youre wearing boxers Im no physician but surely if its weaker its easier to train (like final fantasy characters ) so by riding your bike itll improve quicker than your stronger side? No idea though to be honest, wait until someone else gives it a thumbs up because i don't know PE
  18. Im always having second thoughts and first thoughts and I can compleltly see what youre saying What if she finds someone else in uni? I've lost her forever then just because of this. Of course theres the other side that what if I find someone else, but if I've got her, I wouldn't want anyone else. Ive just spoken to her now, was slightly more emotional than normal but i don't think either of us are used to the idea of splitting up or either of us like it..... What makes me think that is, it takes a lot for her to tell me she loves me because she only says things like that she actually means, and when I say alot, I don't mean flowers + chocolates. I think second thoughts are winning to be honest...
  19. Any progress? We're on tenter hoooks here...we all want to have a go
  20. read simons post ^ again. No one has said that dengs quality is crap
  21. Pete your mission is to take a picture of any garden bug you find and post it here
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