Where's the option for "it makes them look stupid"?
I'm quite an old fart and don't get the whole 'fashion thing'.
Maybe it's a youth thing this whole guys wearing make-up jazz. Personally I'm too busy to be that overly involved in my appearance(I'm aware of the irony of posting this), shower and a shave = done!
Oh and I do think everybody in the above pictures looks stupid, Johnny Depp included.
That being said, whatever floats your boat. (so long as you don't mind strangers such as myself walking past you in the street thinking to themselves "he looks stupid").