Simpson

Who's bringing the plaster of paris?

What happened to eco-mike?

Tommorow I will spend £212.43 getting my bike ready for the tour. EDIT add £4.89 to that. I should just throw mine out and get a new one. EDIT EDIT: Spares I will have is 2 full tred 24 tyres, bars, chain, bent forks, 10X 26" tubes etc. EDIT EDIT EDIT: and a 74kings

What are you supposed to do with your face during imtimacy? The last 2 girls have used the term, "smug b*****d" am I supposed to not look like all my christmas's have come at once?

For £100 you will get nothing, for £200 you may get something ride-able.

I'll speak to you an John about it soon, but im thinking about booking a lodge in bristol so we can have 1 solid nights sleep, its £60 if we pre-book and will be considerably more if we just walk in praying our luck. £20 each doesn't sound bad, I'm happy to pay up front if you dont mind chipping in £20.

Parcel tape is lightest.

Pics of ripped hymen? Cos' he's clearly a pussy.

Friday, Saturday, Sunday nights - Stay at mine MWAHAHAHAHA Monday morning drive to Reading Rossy G offered me a bed aggges ago but I'll speak to him closer to the time to double check Tuesday morning drive to Portsmouth. Ride Portsmouth then drive to Bristol Cribbs causeway and stay in a Travel in so I'm guaranteed a good nights sleep, and if you pre-book and split between 4 it costs nothing. Wednesday ride Bristol. This is where all my very very rough plans end.

Your doing it totally wrong... and i doubt your getting very high, try to learn pedal hopping before trying to sidehop.

When I smoke, I don't want fun..... I want nicotine.

ORRRRRRRRRr you could just use the f**king flame from the lighter?

Every difference affects the ride of the bike.

......urm NO... just no.

Si I'm right. And I was I was Bez! hahaha

Yarp.

Just found this... oh so sober

SOOOOOoooooooooooooo tempted to message both your bitches on facebook and link them now

Because my Mum has OCD, and I don't want to give her a list of things to bitch about.

SheMan directed me here.... LULZ Jack.

Its not different oppinions its different actions, which are 2 totally different concepts, if someone was rude to you and you stabbed him, would that be a different opinion or something wildly different? Urm.... Ok.... If your drunk who are you to really guage which is which? In my genral experience if someone wants to start a fight they will do more than all the things I listed, however if they are doing it to try to start a fight by doing one of those things, if you react to them then YOU are the one causing the fight, last night I was in a club drunk and everyone was walking round, "thinking they were IT" but I was out for a good night not to get in a fight and ruin the night for everyone. I'm not sure what you mean by "deal" with it, but your just sounding like a classic tool who over reacts to a small guesture of agression in a club and just causes a massive problem, "cos' you think ur ded arder dan dem bruv." I'm not innocent of night fighting in a club, but i usually get into one for the right reasons, i.e. someone punching one of my mates out the blue for no reason, punching me, pushing me over. If any of them happen then sure kick off, but from what youv'e put up here you don't just want to rough someone up a little bit you want to Which is just plain stupid, if you get in a fight you rough them up, get them down then leave as sharpish as possible, and end up having a shit night / few weeks trying to avoid any heat on you, not "sparking out relentlessly on a random twat" i love how you did it 2ce in your own post. EDIT SIDENOTE: If you see this man in a club do not approach him he is highly volitile and will beat you up for no reason, he is also dead hard.

Your a f**king twat, it keeps the frame looking nice and maintains a higher re-sale value, use your brain.

Ill probs come late.

You should like one on the thousand cunts I am forced to share clubs with when I go out. What do you call rudeness? Spilling a drink on your leg? Looking at you funny? Bumping into you? I would never hit anyone in town for being rude to me.... not at all.

Callum your not repping Essex....