Simpson

Hahaha you spaz, my sleeping pattern is ruined, sleeping 6am till about 12.30 atm wierd as f**k, just about to try and get into The True Blood Series so the 2nd monitor is going off, have a good night bud sober up!

Wakey wake?

Your back alight, sure you could have just posted this on fb where it would be directed towards your friends and maybe made a few phone calls to people you ride with, or post in rides / locations / trials videos, like any normal person would have done, but people are getting annoyed about the fact that because your a better rider you feel the need to make a topic like its magic or something like that. People are mainly bitching about the fact that you seem to reply very quickly in here to people slating you but your not so quick to reply to PM's about deals and hurry down to the post office to ensure people get the parts you promised when you received there money. This post has been carefully constructed to underline the key points without being insulting... which is unusual for me!

Niiice man

Surely that is one of the advantages of having sex with a pre-pubescent teen is that they cannot get pregnant?

Think the server just went down? Anyway nightey night xXx

Just for the red dress, yess

I am watching Resident Evil, goodtimes! And I have no uni till Monday and loads of beer, so no need to get up Gonna try and have a sesh 2morra.

On the carnage prep, 5 cans tonight and half a bottle of vodka, 6 cans and some vodka tommorow, 7 cans Saturday and I will be more than ready to drink most under the table.

Rides really well man

Oh bore.. Right few quarms with Forza 3.. 1) Its too easy, I'm walking through the game with everything on its hardest setting apart from ABS and using an automatic gearbox, I don't see the point in taking off ABS because in any race car you would have ABS and I can't be fussed messing about changing gear. 2) They haven't come up with any intelligent software, why cant they do it more so competitors match my lap time? I'm killing them by 3-4 secs a lap and there not getting any faster or putting up any challenge... 3) The flash back function fair enough "if you don't like it don't use it," I don't but I think something similar to Dirt 2 would be better, where if you play really hard settings you have 1 flash back and if your shit you can have loads, as far as im aware there unlimited and dont affect your score at all. 4) In the 1st person driving mode when you drift you don't look out your side window, I think that that would be a sick effect, because when you drive you normally look where your planning on going. Will update hate later. But sick sick game!

He can't be warned

Dont forget guys!

ALSO, just got forza 3, what do drift points help towards? Drivers skill? Gutted just spent £200,000 on my mustang, and had to sell it all because it was totally undrivable

Spell Check? Nitromorse costs all of £5

Why would you spend £40 on a bike to sell it?

Charz Charles

If you plan to use it and not just cover old marks to sell it then yes 100%

If I buy 12 months subscription from ebay, so I need to create a new user ID or not?

If you never roll the dice your never gonna win. In my experience going out with a mates gf's mate works out well.... EDIT: So long as you don't mess her about.

I really do hope you don't get as bored as I did last time I got on a trials bike in a skate park! Lasted 1 drop in.... didnt even get out the bowl till I gave up lol Bike looks the shit though.

Suicide Girls... standard Epic Wallpapers are. EDIT: Sidenote Jalba and Eva are great shouts

You? Stock? Bike looks good though man!

Anyone have a barrel and a tpa for a RB lying arround? How much are those things worth now-a-days? CAD looks mint though!

Yea there was one bit... I think it might have been that bit we replayed like 5 times! Totally mint origional film, loved the bit in the court where they were like, yes you can go, and he stuck a great big middle finger up to them! lol