Was in local pizza shop recently, bike was outside and my 2 mates were outside with it, and another 2 mates inside pizza shop with me, a chav was eyeing up my bike, so stared right in his eyes for like 5 mins, he was too balls to come and ask what i was staring at, so got a little 8-10 year old chav to come as me, he was like, "you staring at me dick ed?!?" i was like, "yeah?" lol He offered me out down the lane lmao, police station right next to the pizza shop lol. my mate just said, "why dont you offer me out then?" the chav went, "alright then" my mate jumped off his bike, got his round the throat by 1 hand he couldnt breath, he punched him in the guts, head butted him then elbows him in the back of his head lmao, was the funniest fight iv seen for a long time, he actually started to cry after he got punched in guts lmao!!! baring in mind he was about 19 lol, my mates only 16 lmao f**king hard b*****d though! the end