Does the computer you're on have a webcam? Use that? Only if you have completed the full tea towel suit. We won't settle for half naked 50p an hour private use(?) pictures at this time.
No. Hows the tea towel suit coming along? I'm willing to accept bath towels/hand towels if you'll agree to make a full suit, and post a picture on here.
Tris. You will need: Every tea towel in the house. Yourself. Camera. Take tea towels, wrap up warm, take picture, upload it on here as proof, then sleep well, complete with tea towel suit still attached.
Aw. No tea towels then? We had a funny image of your boy/girlfriend's parents coming down in the morning to see you wrapped up in their towels... ...do it.
Ah that sucks. Creaky stairs eh? I found that if you keep to the edges, the stairs don't creak as they don't flex. Be warey of creaky floorboards though...