Hahaha! Brilliant stories Anzo! In yr5 or something, some other kids had some den down the local fields, in some trees. So we all decided to go and have a look. At that age we were obsessed with fires... and in this den there was that red/white tape everywhere, yellow plastic stuff, cardboard boxes...so we set fire to it! Started off small, then some of the cardboard lit up, then the bush caught fire... It got out of control, so we pegged it! Ran full speed through the first field, looked back, and you could see the flames. We all ran home, not saying a thing to our parents. Went down the next day and it had been put out. Nothing but a big black, ashy patch. When BB guns were all the rage, me and my mate had some little Colt things, that were pretty powerful! We were having a full on shoot out behind my house, then some older chav had one and started chasing us/shooting us. When he got behind me, shooting my back, I shot at the floor behind me as I ran. Managed to get the BBs to bounce off the floor and hit him in the face! So he left us alone after that. One more; when we had a huge snow day when I was in yr10, we all had the day off school, and all went around the village throwing snow about, making snowment, etc. Some people in the park were rolling up huge snowballs, then left them in the field. So we decided to roll them to outside the primary school (busyish road) and build some giant snowmen! Took us ages to get the giant snowballs to the top of the field, out the gate, and onto the road, but we managed it. Ended up with two 7ft snowmen blocking the road. Cars would come down the hill, get stuck, not be able to get around them, then have to try and get back up the steep hill! Ahh, good times.