John is in the bath.
See the bubbles. Splish, splash.
Janet has gone to the shops to buy some salad. Do you like salad? John does.
There is someone at the door. Hear the doorbell 'Ding-Dong!'
Hear John say some rude words. Do you know any rude words? John knows lots.
See John run down the stairs, and open the door in his bathrobe.
Why do you think John has a door in his bathrobe?
See Mrs. Dix the post-lady at the door
'Hello Mr. Marsh' says Mrs. Dix
'Hello Mrs. Dix' says John.
Mrs' Dix says. 'I have a parcel for you Mr. Marsh, is it one of your special video films about people who have lost all their clothes?'
See John blush. Paint john's cheeks red.
'No' says John, 'it is some organ music I have been waiting for'
Mrs. Dix says 'Is that your organ I can see, the big shiny one?'
'Yes' says John, 'it's a 7-stop 2-manual 1938 Woodstock pipe organ but I can't use it at the moment as pumping it makes Janet's arm ache'.
'I could pump it for you' says Mrs. Dix. Kind Mrs. Dix.
'That would be lovely' says John, 'but you have to pump quite hard to get it started as my bellows are rather old and perished'.
See Mrs. Dix pumping. Pump-pump-pump. John's friend Paul knows a song about that.
Hear John play Bach's Prelude & Fugue in D major. Clever John.
Mrs. Dix says 'That was lovely Mr. Marsh'.
See John blush again.
See Janet arrive home.
'Hello Mrs. Marsh' puffs Mrs. Dix 'Mr. Marsh was showing me the organ in his bathrobe, he can do some wonderful things with it - even though he is out of practice'.
Can you swoop down like a wolf on the fold? Janet Can.
See Janet get a big green cucumber out of her bag.
Are you sitting comfortably?
John isn't.
Poor John.