BONGO

although i've met a fair few people i didn't really have a good impresion of on the forum, only to find out they are really sound. Text cannot portray sarcasm, or attitude too well...

That sounds like me though lo. How the f**k am i an SM??? I don't actually know cos i'm a rubbish cripple who doesn't even ride trials anymore lmao!! Suppose it's just cos i'm a cool mother f**ker!!

the fact that i fancy her has been in my "about me" section, on myspace for a long time!!

ANYTHING bad for you is addictive to me

f**k yeah you're missing out!! Myspace rules the land.

the man behind me did indeed collapse. I had to take him out with his hysterical girlfriend....

put your fingers in even that arse and you'll go straight to hell.

typical grou activity i've done at these kinda corporate events is a load of newspapers, and selotape and you gotta compete between teams to build the highest tower outta the things you have. Teamwork = a leader who appoints a 2nd in charge, safety person, timekeeper. They take all idea's on board and consult the whole team, but don't boss people around. They listen, take charge and can control people etc etc. Single activity could be some kind of puzzle where they can see how you work. Make sure if it is, that you comentate throughout so they know your thought processes. Interview, Just be a big head, but in a nice way. Show your best side, it's not the time to be modest, so show off, but be sincere, and just be yourself. Good luck fella... bongo

yeah. You'll probably get aids soon.

the way things are going, f**king 8 years olds will be fit in 10 years! 10 years ago no girl was fit till 18 or something. Now 14 year olds actually look 18 and are fit as f**k! I'm on the edge of a big cliff and one day i'm gonna go over the edge!

not unless the whole bikes is light as f**k. The frame is only like 250 grams lighter than most other frames these days.

doesn't take long does it.... what doe richard hammond and elton john have in common..... They both have their helmets covered in skid marks! bongo

lady sovereign is minging sometimes then sometimes fit. Eiter way, chav as you get...

so i made my own brake pads TODAY and they wear out really slow Ah yeah, well you'd know that with the intense testing time!!!

i'm just going to do it right to be honest. There is life after riding and i wanna knee for that time. I can't ride till 2008 the docs said, but after that it'll be better than before i hurt it. I'll be waiting. It's worth it long term but shite at the moment.

hahaha, a good thing normally comes with a bad thing!!!

nearly all of these are simply standard bikes, no modifications. The key to a bike is that it's uniques and the fact that its yours and nobody else can simply buy particular parts to build the same bike.... bongo.

anyone know how michael Owen is now??? Couldn't give a shit about football, but i got the exact same injury within a couple of days of him so i wanna see what all his money has done for him. I dunno any football sites or anything to find out you see. Bongo

so i got to book tickets for alton towers. 20 something quid, ok. Then ooooo half price online before october (Y) So i select 4 tickets please, it says oops you are booking for a date in less than 5 days, No porblem, select to pick up on entry. There you go bong, thats 60 quid please, Thank you. By the way, if you want the tickets for tomorrow you can f**k off cos we need 48 hours notice. C U N T S bongo

i wonder why they chose a coal miner to break the record!!!???

no mate you slide it down the shaft (oo err missus) (could of said axle but shaft is a cooler word), and once its in just put the lock ring onto the axl and tighten it up. job done. If you have troubl getting the driver in, try pushing it in while turning it the way it freewheels. bongo.

i went to a surfing event in devon in may and saw about 10 dwarfs doing this on the beach with bikini's on to music!!! I couldn't believe it lol, they were getting filmed for something but it was hilarious!! Looks impossibly hard lol. Bongo

oooo that was so far below the belt it hit your mums dangly tits!!!

To 360 a spine, all you need to be able to do really is 360 onto the deck of a box. Thats to start with. What you need to do is no different to going onto a box, so really its a mental thing. You just 360 the spine with your brake covered (like normal?) and as you come round you will just land lol. Not too much to it really. You just need a little bottle to go for it that first time. Remember to spin a tiny bit slower as you are going to land lower than where you take off probably to begin with. Try to get 360's on the box landing at least both wheels at the same time. If you have trouble witht this and you land back wheel first, try turning the bars 45 degree's towards the way you spin while in the 360 and this helps level you out. (it does for me anyway, i landed back wheel first and this was said to me and it solved the problem). I imagined the spine had a glass deck. It sounds daft but do whatever you need to get your mind into it and then just go for it. Don't be scared to crash. If you think about it, the amount of times you crash and the amount of times you hurt yourself, Jeez, it's hardly worth worrying about hurting yourself!! Once you can 360 a spine like this over time you will learn to pull in a different way, maybe even by accident, so that you land nose dived. You can pull in different ways to get this. Some people pull back over there leading shoulder and some pull back the same way but kind of down under their arm pit (see morgan wade's spine 360's) Hope this helps, Bongo.

i'd love to see it wrap up in your legs or something and set you on fire!! A slow shutter shot of that would be priceless!!