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BONGO

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  1. BONGO

    f**king Hell.

    you are a genderless hermaphredite???
  2. BONGO

    My Astravan

    *disclaimer* i am not saying one way or the other about any van in question!!! I have no idea of their power as i have not driven in it, seen it, heard it, or smelt it. ( i have smelt wayne though, smells a bit laak cum!) What i am doing though, is maybe poking the fire, and picking bits to comment on, whist remaing respectful towards people loves, beliefs and opinions. Thanks for reading, Yours faithfully, Bong Blundell.
  3. adam is a dude also! cos he let me sleep in his bed in his house. But i did get massive asthma shits in the night and couldn't breath for toffee, so folded every t shirt in the house i could find, into the special pattern, which i also love him for, as he showed me!!!
  4. ANZO reminds me of Enzo, which reminds me of Ferrari. = LOVE
  5. BONGO

    My Astravan

    lol. i ain't sayin anything!! i can't comment on a van i ain't seen!! i know its got 300 shire horses in it, so even without wheels it'll beat a lot of cars i'd imagine! All i'm saying is that as a modded vehicle, you have to expect other modded vehicles to be up there too. Which is why i posted a few specs of some subaru's around as a small example of whats out there. To say it will beat subaru's is a bit vague for me. There are 125BHP subaru's, then there are the majority between 200 and 350bhp, then there are some at 400+ and then their are the 900+ ones which are few and far betweena dn run on wild womans piss @ several gallons pper centimeter. Standard subaru's are usually the blank canvas the buyer will use to add eleventeen milion hundred dollars to, to make a nutcase car.
  6. BONGO

    My Astravan

    not supporting anyone here, but i will say.... 2002 Blobeye Impreza WRX - 303BHP - 0-60 4.36s, mods - Invo induction kit HKS VTA dump valve TD05 16G turbo Larger TMIC P1 gearbox Ported OEM headers quoted from a dyno forum. **** the spec is known, because its a STANDARD engine, NO mod's...**** There is about a million more subaru's well under 5 seconds around the country.
  7. thats f**king minging. It looks like something off a mr soft advert from years ago. In fact it looks like a baloon model of a car.
  8. woooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww. you can drop it without scratching it now!!! Not that it matters cos the lens will be f**ked inside, as will the electronics!
  9. what is in metal that makes it detectable, over plastic or wood??? Whats it's chemical signiture that makes it a metal? Magnetism is defined by iron, as is a ferrous metal over a non ferrous metal, being the inclusion of iron unless i'm mistaken. Reguardless of this, what makes metal metal???
  10. BONGO

    The Green Wing

    hahahaha. love it!!! hahahaha. love it!!! you would.....
  11. BONGO

    The Green Wing

    is it strange to think the bird with the short hair from black books is fit...
  12. BONGO

    The Green Wing

    I have never seen this before, but it's on right now and it is one of THE BEST things i have ever seen!!!! Some amazing characters are in it, it's a scetch show with small themes running in them throughout the show. No laughing though (like spaced) People from black books, alan partridge, Cold feet, Spaced, Big Train etc etc WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Channel 4....
  13. i have 98 false teeth held in with metal and have had no problems. To even think there is a problem is daft so *slap* on the wrist for thinking such daftery! Every man and his dog has SOMETHING metal in them these days! Worst case scenario, you have to open your mouth and say "Look it's a gold tooth". But that will not happen anyway. (why does this have several replies, and no views?!?!?)
  14. errr, talk to your bird???? chances are, she'll know a lot about it from discussing it with her doctor before getting them... There are several kinds of them with similar results but varying side effects. We decided against her having the pill due to family history with certain medical conditions etc with the side effects. Go on google and talk with her. I have read countless pages on there from when i needed to learn about it.
  15. so you're looking at 100,000 miles a year if you keep up your milelage???
  16. BONGO

    Saddam - Executed.

    not being funny, but why is a link with somebody snapping their neck whist falling to their death allowed on the forum. I thought it was meant to be kept clean from porn and violence/disturbing images, as it is open for all to see. I nearlyt clicked on it and realised just in time. I'd have been pretty pissed off if i saw that. I know what its gonna look like, i don't want to see it. Why not pass it round your msn's if you wanna show that. Garenteed, someone will go on that who didn't mean to or want to, and regret it.
  17. is this the reason you're called royaltrials by any chance???!
  18. BONGO

    Saddam - Executed.

    if you wanna watch that video, you're f**king strange. doesn't matter who it is. It's somebody dying, and i simply can't understand why somebody would want to watch that... bongo
  19. that'll be the S5 respirator with built in straw for drinking while in NBC conditions
  20. BONGO

    My Astravan

    just don't end up dead.... You'll go out, same as every other night. Go fast like every other night. But one night you'll crash. Push it enough and it'll happen. I sound like a dad, i know.
  21. BONGO

    My Astravan

    bucky and wayne are particularly ugly john. uglier than you even, so they have to make even more faster cars than the average fast car to stand any chance getting a bird. They are hidious humans and have basically nothing going for them, so give them a bit of credit with these tanks they made. They don't really have much to live for. Don't mentally finish them john, you'd not live with yourself! They need to get the sheep in the backs too yo see, thats why they have vans. Living in farm land in the yourkshire dales, a car wouldn't suffice!!! have i got the jist of things boys??? thats essentially your reasons innit?? bongo
  22. he has picked out a fine grammatical error which the person that performed it probably doesn't know exists!!! Very clever, deserving oral love. EDIT: holy shit, you f**king milk carton CU NT you beat me again. i love nothing about you now.
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