BONGO

shilpa...you would...

I worked 8 till 4, and had moyles, Jo "i'm such a nicey nicey smarmy cow" whiley, colin and edith, then mills. Now i work 4 till midnight and get Mills, zane, random shite, and colin. i've been working midnight till 8am lately so i don't get any moyles, edith, whiley, colin, mills, or zane!! I can't even get radio 1 where i work, so i'm on radio 2 all night!!!!! It's actually quite good

i often chuckle inside while on the forum. But alone in my room, i read this, and actually made sound when i read this! Why do the simple answer seem so funny lol.

thanks mate. JOHNTHEGURU@HOTMAIL.COM (Y)

kinda messy but how it normally is...

i'm after a song. Warrior - Warrior. this one... I can't find it on limewire, and have looked in some dancey CD torrents but have't found the song yet. Please please can you send it me if you have it, or if you really wanna be helpful, try to get it and send it me!! Thanks, Bongo

i've often thought about it. i'd love to go on it, but i know i'd be totally hated. I abuse everybody, i swear more than anybody that has been on it ever, i have very bad taste humour and i hate average people! I have a plan that i would make no friends, trick everyone, and work with the camera's to prank everyone at anytime. play practical jokes, f**k people about and make the programme shithot! Nobody has gone in to do that yet lol. I'd be called a foul mouthed racist sexist ageist fatist uglyist eveythingist and be thrown out i think though!!!

was this on the news or something???

people care about swimming less than they care about cricket!!!

it's not actually possible mate, otherwise i'd be a rich man!

you can . (i do all this shit. i'm a BT broadband engineer bloke person) You must pay line rental, as you are using BT cabling, and all the equipment in the exchange and elsewhere. No getting out of that. BUT if you are not using a phone, you can just have the line for the tinterweb. If there is no line to the house, BT will provide one, as they have a responsibiltiy to provide every house with a line. Give them a bell. bongo

we met at deej's day.

lol. i respond to either names. I had no problem at all with you when we met, hence me not saying anything to you. I don't have a personal problem with you. If i did though, i'd say it straight to your face if we met, and you wouldn't do f**k all about it! But thats not the point 'i'm harder than you blah blah!!'. The point is, you have spoken a lot of shit and we all think it's funny! (Anyway, you're saying 'YOU WON'T' , as if you would get violent if someone did lol. You'd better be careful cos if you did them skinny limbs of your could snap off!) I have 2 upper hands, one on the end of each arm. I have to lower hands, but they are usually called 'palms'. I can't get over myself as my knee is a little sore... And to the best bit!!! Trying to upset me by saying my riding style is doggy (did you mean dodgy?!) Hmmm, i don't think that'll work too well!!! Like a give a toss! Bye bye! dum dee darrr dee dum..... thats me hahaha

haaaaaaaahahahahaha. that old chessnut!!! Helium is lighter than air, but not when it is pressurised to 200psi lmfao!!!! The higher pressure it is under, the denser and heavier it is! Plus, ther extra material needed to seal the top tube would weigh more than the weight you 'save' by using helium!!! Absolute waste of f**king space you are my boy... I just don't understand how you are absolutely fine to talk to in person or even msn, yet you persist in talking shizzle on here! (titanium holes is something you decided to natter on about about 3 years ago. You may not remember, but about 1000+ forum members do!!!) It was the talking point of many a competition/ride!!!) to be fair though, each to there own when it comes to geo. I rode my 985mm WB Xlite mod quite horribly, to the disgrace of many. But it suited me.

Make sure you warm up AND cool down. make sure you drink enough. Make sure you have enough salt, and make sure you eat a couple of banana's, which contain potassium. Glucosamine with chondroitin, available from holland and barrett is good for joints/cartilage growth and strengthening. You could use that too.

I have searched and found nothing... where can i see series 2 on tinterweb???

But if you ride either trials or BMX, it means you don't give a wank about football anyway... Unless you are a gay.

I use Utorrent as a torrent client. Does anyone know how to adjust the settings to stop uploads from my computer. I've never been a fan of uploads, on kazaa, limewire or this, so wanna stop it lol. There is nothing really clear in the settings indicating that it might do this, so i'm not sure how to. Bongus.

notice that its onlt the girl that clicks onto the pain the mum wents through hahaha.... wimps!

why does rohans picture make me laugh??? lol.

are the red ones faster?!

i almost had an apprenticeship with garretts making turbochargers before i worked for BT. 5 minutes from my house is where they are made . Not that anybody gives a shit! I like the way everyone gets it right, then realises not! It's f**kin hard innit!

who said i have the answer.... i made the thread, thats all! i'll just place my hand on the top of his head and hold him off at arms length while he swings wildy not being able to reach me!

"i know, we're all playing in red hot australia, hmmm, what can we wear?? I know!...wooly jumpers, and some posh f**king trousers that don't stretch a cm!" "Ooooo, what colour can they be...well we're playing on grass and diving round, maybe they'll get stained and muddy. Hmmmm...i've got it!....white!"