BONGO

My first post was in John the mongs house, and it was a photo of my face the day after i broke my top jaw and knocked my 4 teeth out lol. That could of been his account. My first on my own account was about Trials riders having the edge over any other style of riding, and that a trials rider could ride and adapt to DH, XC, bmx, etc etc better than any of the other disciplines adapting to the rest. IE: A world class DHer couldn't pick up trials as fast as the other way round, as a trials rider has a more rounded entrance to riding than any other discipline, by learning the very fundamentals of bike control. I still stand by that, and i got slated for it at the time. I still think it's the case... bongo

You can't on the gixers and R6's without shitting your pants anyway! I'm glad i didnt get a scooter and waited the extra year. It made getting the car even better.

mobile phones... It's not due to sparks in the circuitry. The reason is because the radio waves sent from and to your phone whilst on a call, can cause a magnetic flux within the buried fuel silo's holding the garage's fuel, IF the silo's contain the precise amount of fuel. It can cause a magnetic resonace that can combust the fuel spontaneously. The chances are very very small, but present. Apparently... Whether it's worth thinking about or not, just stay off the phone, as it's not allowed. Not hard to put the tool of anti socialness down for one f**king minute is it... bongo

So if you're young and dress a certain way, you can't have a good job???.... Never judge a book by it's cover. If you can get any fast car that's also 4wd, get that. Maybe see if you like the job first before sploshing your own £100 per month at a car you'll never own.

these kinds of threads rarely get useful answers...

ebay mate... I've made £400 in the last month, with barely any effort

"use the search" posts annoy me to be honest, but for this one, if you look inthe motorbike thread, I'm almost 100% sure there is the answer to every question you want to know, plus there is a million other interesting things in there that will help you I read the whole topic when i was looking at buying my bike and it helped loads. Good luck mate

Surely that is a little excessive. I mean, at the end of the day, you're laughing at what is techincally the result of an explosively fast molecular break down

A - A big quarry to ride B - Boulders in the quarry to jump up C - Cranes in the quarry to drop off D - Davetrials bumming a shmall boy under the crane E - Enough of the quarry F - f**king stupid clothes to wear in competitions G - Grind them rims for úber brakes H - Hindu's that ride trials?? Never met one... I - Inormous rear tyres that trials riders have got used to and have forgotten they look daft! J - johntheguru (my first trials-forum name) K - Koxx, obviously L - Lycra, lmao what a hom thing to wear, yet people still do M - mongs who think they're pimps on TF when they're actually 12 N - Nick the Prawn. We met in Brizzyistol a looooong time ago! O - Orgasm...when i ride down a cobble street on my monty with hard tyres P - Phil of the williams, young phillipenis, who was one of the first people i rode trials with and been a lot of places with. (even though he's ginger) Q - Queers, once again, anyone who wears lycra R - Rims, Everyone loves a good rim... S - Slimey rocks, stems, shin pads, scars, sidehops, err, shit (on the course at tech 04 :P ) T - Takahishi Fujinama U - Uterus bruising (possibly injury to a female trials rider) V - Vaginal bruising (as above), or v!z maybe. W - Wheels on the bike go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on the bike go round and round, all, day, long. X - X ray's when whenever i fall off... Y - younger riders that kick my arse. So annoying!! Z - Zebberdiah Springfellow. Err, i dunno. Zoo... Shit, boredom is amazing! Thats just passed 20 minutes of a boring day at work!! Bongo

Surely we can all talk about cars in the car thread. Yeah, it began as a photo thread for cars, but evolved into a lot more than just pictures a long time ago. Otherwise we'd all be posting threads about every make of car. I'd have a subaru thread, wayne and buck would have a van thread, and JTM would have a hair dressers car thread... Bongo

mine is me, becasue i'm an arrogant big head... Lol, or maybe i just love the photograph and i'm proud that i did it when it was hard, hadn't been done before risky with a big drop on the other side and scary! Regardless though, i just like it as it's bright and clear... bongo

Edd tongue also, as he made the transition to bmx like me, so i took some looks at his riding. Even though i've turned into a rider a the other end of the scale to him when it comes to bmx...

Thibault Marriaux inspired me when i saw him do a drop gap to a cable real in revolution, and kept it on the back wheel with total control, all bouncy on the bike. It looked so cool, and i always wanted to do things with control like that. Martyn Ashton, of course, as i started almost directly because of him and i was riding AS the tricks and stunts series etc were being made and released, so i was kind of brought up through trials along side those productions. Martin Hawes, for the same reason as Ashton, also, both of them inspired me sub conciously i think, when it came to the amount of fun riding is when you're not even riding, but sat on a wall or outside a chippy with your mates when you're out riding. Matt Berridge, gave me some inspiration with his Celluloid dream video. Thom TRA spurred me on when i watched some of his video's, as it was at a time where trials became a bit stale for me, and it just extended the boundries... Mates i rode with all over the country inspired me more than any individuals. I remember so many single occasions that helped me develop and feed my want of trials. Seeing how easy Emo Phillius of Williamshire tapped things, how Ali C rode rocks, and in particular one big fat rock on Shipley that i remember seeing him bounce up. Just loads, ther is too many!!! Thanks to everyone i've ever ridden with! I think i've been inspired by everyone i've ever met through riding, be it riding technique, style, bike set up, or attitude. It's been a pleasure! Bongo

This is the shittest copy/paste thread i've ever read...

Select is owned by a ginger (N) Haha. Buy of Phillip so he can make some money to make his poopy citreon work again!!!!

Creatine WILL help if you start asap and your body takes to it quickly enough. It normally takes me a bit over a week to notice any stamina increase and muslce repair speed increase. Pasta is a good long term energy source as it has slow releasing complex carbs, so 24hours in advance and then keep that up.

Not to be a bore, but you don't HAVE to do something lol... I can't remember mine, which, all i remember was that i didn't wanna do anything like a party!

Try it Ash...

it's quite good to cover up the avatar's and names in this thread and reas the replies. It's almost always possible to figure out the posts made by people under 15/16 and the posts made by older people...

Cheers. Jus that when i'm asking for advice, and someone says something, only for someone else to disagree, it doesn't help in the slightest if you don't know why they disagree! But now i do know why you disagree, which is very helpful

Really helpful...

Thanks for the help. I've just finished editing it, it's about 30 minutes long, and i ended up using an Explosions in the sky song, two Sigur Ros songs and an Erik Mongrain track. Bongo

OK we've found a laptop that we're gonna get IF orange broadband is any good.... Anyone know??

yeah i saw an advert on that. But as you read, i need help picking a laptop, so just becasue it's free, it doesn't really help the fact that i don't know if it would be right lol... Ta though