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I'd take that maglite and knock the f**k out of him with it!

the mum would still get it when she's got that pink vest on

The thing is though, the steel that surrounds the tyre inside the rubber is now not as it should be. It stops the rubber from expanding becasue it's wrapped round the tyre in one piece (well, hundreds, but you get what i mean). Now the hole will have damaged the core of the tyre and allow it to expand alightly at speed, fatiguing the whole tyre. Like you said you're willing to take the risk. I'd not risk my life, my passengers life or anyone elses for a few quid. God help you if you kill a passenger becasue you roll it on a blow out. It happens. My friends uncle rolled his car into a field from a blowout and wasn't found all night until the farmer went to see what the lump was on his field in the morning. Everyone will do what they see best. It's up to the indiviual, but from my viewpoint, it's daft to skimp when it's your life on the line. Bongo

Clever It will work 100%, until it fails 100%, probably at speed.

lol. Nah, i sold my foreskin to a man who wanted an original present for his wife. He is stitching it into a nice purse for her.

are you sure you didn't just help an MOT tester... Or are you a qualified MOT tester that can MOT a vehicle unaided, without supervision, on your own, alone, by yourself? Bearing in mind at the start of summer you were 16 and 2 months old...

I agree with you, BUT i do also believe that any policeman with his heart in the right place, will assess the situation. Example... My tail light blew out on the bike in the dark. Got pulled, for it, quite rightly. I explaned that it happened whilst out riding, and that riding is dangerous enough as it is, and i wouldn't go out wihtought a tail light would I...? He saw i wasn't a dick, and i had a sensible realistic explanation. Job done, he let me on my careful way. It's best not to get into the situation where you have to count on a policeman's attitude, but if you damage the car one minute and get pulled the next, you have no choice. IF you know of a problem and you have the option/time/chance to fix it, and don't, then what can you expect... Tyre's is a no brainer really. You know when you need tyres. They give you months of notice, visually, and with driver feel. Bongo

Fozz haha. Thats what i call my foreskin lmao. Why would you want to be called a foreskin!

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thanks boys. didn't realise i could get info out of a bank if i'm not a customer! They probably shouldn't have but i gave them details of the person giving me the money and they found out whether his account had an outgoing transfer limit on it. It did, but only 10k, so it's all good. Talked to my bank too and it'll be cleared for me at 3am tonight. Woooo

I just need a quick bit of info people. No doubt many of you have endulged in bank transfers between accounts. Basically, money was transferred from a TSB account, to my Halifax account, on sunday afternoon, online. It's not in my account yet. Can anyone tell me how long it takes, as i have heard it varies depending on certain circumstances... If it makes any difference, it is 5k. Answers would be very welcome. (i would google it normally, but i'm extremely busy in work, for a change, and just have time to check back here every half hour or whatever!) Bongo

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Reet o. I have a million LP's and i need to get them to onto CD. Can anyone help out, with info, links, advice etc etc. Bongo

they employe hundreds of people who work from home all over the UK. I asked....

Well, i just called Ian, and he said it was up to me lol. So no f**k off! Haha, nah MTB's welcome too (Y) (although trials bikes HAVE to be veeeeery careful, and always expect bmxers to do things you don't expect lol. Make double sure you're not crossing the path of a super fast bmxer with no brakes, otherwise you'll not be popular!!) Bongo

some fat birds a fit. Their bodies aren't, but sometimes when you see them in the street or wherever, they're really fit. I'd just not be happy knowingt hat their body would just be a fat body when not in clothes. If you get what i mean. Shallow??? Sorry... You gotta fancy your bird. At least until the love takes over.

it's a fool proof method. If you piggy back them home, you then know whether you wanna pork them or not, so if you're knackered, you can give them a peck on the cheek and make your way home. If you aren't too tired, you can get on with the show! Thats why beefcakes go out with beefcakes. They have stronger legs and can handle more weight. It keeps things in proportion!

fat fiona, or anorexic anabel lol... The simple rule i swear by, is that if you can give them a piggy back, they're ok. If your legs start shaking, make your excuses and leave.

i asked it, while drunk, how many penis eggs, could a penis egg warbler warble if a penis egg warbler could warble penis eggs? AQA - "i believe that Monday to Friday, a penis egg warbler could warble 12 penis eggs per day, but only in the daylight. the number is drastically reduced during hours of darkness, and on the weekend, only 4 penis eggs can be warbled per day due to taxation rules, and the fact that the penis egg warbler is exhausted from all the penis egg warbling he's been doing!" lmfao!!!!!! hahaha. Reading that when drunk nearly causes heart failure...

i failed at GCSE. Easy excuse to make, but it was becasue of the teacher. I resat at college at got the highest grade in the college. Would have been an A if it was the higher paper but they didn't do higher paper as it was a resit. Was advised to take A level, so did. It was too hard lol. I swapped after a month or so to A level Graphic design which was a good choice for me. It's hard is maths!

she was found innocent

why was i quoted for saying innit, twice lol, then someone else was quoted saying it too!?? (victor got me onto innit, when i said it skitting him and then it became normal lol...Innit!)

lo,, well i obviously wouldn't give a toss, but i'll ask Ian tomorrow (it's his park lol), and try to make him say it's cool...

reet bo (Y)