BONGO

can we get something sorted for a download version??

nobody cares about bmx ballet though! (only kidding! couldn't be arsed trying, but it'd be cool to be good at lol) Tuck no hander is called a butterfly too!

the embaressment of the commentry is second only to the dhers teeth...

you couldn't have ever had vanilla coke, or you'd be converted! Coke was best, then vanilla coke came out and that took the throne. That was then ceased in the UK and pepsi took over coke, (as it has a sharper, smaller bubbled taste), and we managed to find a Kirkland vanilla escence from costco that tasted great mixed, so JD (or preferably a small batch bourbon like Knob creek) + pepsi + kirkland vanilla = GOD like drink! Then, after 2 years of heaven, my parents, who are always on the look out, found vanilla coke in france and brought back a ton of it for us lol

OH MY GOD i'm fuuuuuuming here. I'm sat here watching the bmx masters live from Cologne, and the commentator is going to make my head burst... Luke marchant is apparently Dean cusson. Front flip whip is now "a front flip with a 360, and maybe even a tailwhip aswell" Yesterday, Ryan Guettler was called someone complete different. Truckdrivers are just 360's, double whips are double spins, and side spins. Wallride to whip is a spin off the backwall It's a f**king joke, and an embaressment. All the money spent on the event etc, and some poor guy gets roped into commentating for eurosport who doesn't have a clue, and to be fair, is doing his best. Colin Mckay is colin mcrae, and then colin mckie. Taj, was reffered to as melleck, and everyone involved in bmx knows you just call him taj. Corey bohen, was corey bo-hen, it's so annoying. Oh yeah, and THE WORST one... Ryan Guettler lands a 1080 over the last dirt set, and apparently it's a f**king 900!!!!! Bongo jesus... Updating as he speaks more shit! Mike miller 180's the box... "well that's been his speciality over the last few months (the guy clearly never seen bmx before this weekend), being big with the air and coming down invert, with the reverse" WTF is all that about?! Perfect double whip over the spine.... "that's one of the smoothest recoveries we've seen" 540 whip air = tailwhipp + the 360 Haha, classic one liner there though! (Dhers is approaching and takes off the box, doing a 720 whip)... "here we go, just count the tailwhips.....one" i actually laughed out loud! And now, Ben Wellis is riding!!

only when Simon Amstell hosts it! (Or should i say especially when...) Amazingly funny guy.

of course it's not the same... it's free!!

yeah... what's up with that?? JD in the bottom, however much you want, then ice, then coke (vanilla coke, imported from france i might add!)

haha quality... i've just finished watching UFC. Just dropped my phone into a pint of JD and coke.... totally f**ked it now. GAY

i heard you loved a red hole...

I've just laughed out loud to this for a good 20 seconds on my own!

aldi...

well i bet i'm the only person in the UK, along with my dad, who got up at 3am to go and humanely catch juvenile beavers!! We've been trying to catch 2 of 4 beavers in the UK, that are not in a zoo. The other 2 are the parents f these, and have recently had babies. Now the juveniles are trying to attack the babies, so we're trying to catch them and seperate them lol. This is in Martin mere wildfowl reserve where my dad works. It's not just some beaver obsession! Bongo

was this a drink related thing? I can't believe it. Can't think of anything else or do anything without it being at the front of my mind with so many questions...

any more news on what actually happened?

cos nobody wants to see marshall no more, they want shady i'm chopped liver. If you want shady this is what i'll give you, a little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor. Some vodka that'll jump start the hgeart wuicker than a shock when i get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when i'm not cooperating when i'm rocking the table that he's operating, you waited this long to stop debating cos i'm back i'm on the rag and ovulating. I know that you got a job Mrs cheney but your husbands heart problem's complicated. So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they try to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me. So come on dip cum on your lips, f**k that some on your lips and some on your tits and get ready, cos this shit's about to get heavy i just settled all my lawsuits f**k you Debbieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

That's what i think....

I found out about this at about 6pm and had no idea what to type. I've still not. I knew Rob well. We have talked so much on msn over the years about all sorts of unimportant things. A great guy, i've never ever ever ever heard a bad word about him on rides, msn, the forum or off anyone. It's mad that i feel so upset right now after feeling like loosing such a friend, when i don't even know what Rob looks like... But we still knew each other well. This forum is a crazy place for things like this. You can consider someone your friend having never met them... I'm going to miss you Rob XXX... RIP DJ RIP Oli RIP Beau RIP Janson Who knows what tomorrow brings. Make the most of now... You're all remembered, Bongo

redbulls mottos is "it gives you wings", but guess what, it doesn't!

yeah it's his ankle... how many nobs have you seen with hair right down the shaft!?

I know you are mr mark, because we went to lime street on saturday to get his ticket to London before we went out on the piss. Jason phelan children too...

the bongo lol IS tattoo.... and yeah, that's leon

rent boy. £20 per day. Only 9 old men to service per week.

Ok, so one of my best mates had the grand opening of his ow tattoo shop yesterday. We all went down there when he was still open, at mid day and cracked the becks open. A couple of hours later we were all merry. 4 of us, best mates, have all got tattoo's and always thought about and talked about getting something the same integrated into what we have, our sleevs etc etc, but never knew what. We found the stupidest looking skull i've ever seen, and had actually joked in the past that nobody would ever get it. Phil, my tattooist, has already said that in all his years, nobody has ever had it done! So... Me? Not a chance! But alan, well, he said he'd have it for a laugh, and leon too. Leon, fair enough, he had it done, but it was next to some starfish off sponge bob, a fly with shoes on and dennis the menace! Alan though, hmmmm...... Great night! Bongo

You htink you have control over your life??? how naive!