Frenchman

Sounds like you need to head out in September when Prawn and I head out. Pity I couldn't make this one

Life is a bitch!

There is no way Prawn will drive the mini with a 3.44 diff all the way to the ring. We made that mistake once before!!! Audi is a much better ring car anyway.

How cheap is cheap? I use something like this: http://www.pcworld.co.uk/martprd/store/pcw...&sku=109601 Only £50 and in all fairness the quality is pretty good. I've had loads of printers and some how managed to break them all apart from this one. I've printed on all sorts with it and its more than adequate for sketchbooks etc With the right paper photos can look pretty good (not printspace quality but perfect for sketchbooks etc) Rob P has some funky paper that works really well with it. The one thing I would mention with regards buying a cheap printer, don't buy cheap inks, If you want it to last use genuine. Every time I have bought aftermarket inks I have shagged my printers and I have tried them all! The inks for the printer range from £20-£30 depending on if you can find them on offer etc but can also be bought individually with a black cartridge costing about £8.

Massive props for drinking that shit!!!!

I have solved it! A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, "How did the human race start?". Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made." THe next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved." The confused girl went to her father and asked, "How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?" Her father answeres, "Well, it's very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!"

It's no mac. PC laptops blow! I can understand the point of a desktop but a lappy for games?

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Homo, Saturday night its the big birthday bash at Prawns. Head over, drink beer, get naked. Standard procedure! Think most of the tour guys will be heading over after. Crash there. In the beer temple or something Peace

Rainbird: Do it, the more the merrier!

Rainbird: Why would I drive back to London afterwards, doubling the length of the trip?!

Somehow I don't think I will forget tonight's escapades!

Rainbird = Saviour!

Your working on Sunday too buddy. 13:30 till 23:00. Let's crack this b*****d swine flu!

Is it just me that thinks that if you have 80 cans of pringles you should: A) Get a f**king life. B ) Get down the gym.

Word

Enjoi I f**k sausage

My first time was with some massive hippo, her name was prawn. She liked it from behind, I'm not quite sure why. I'm starting to think she had a penis. I', pretty ashamed about this but I think I love her. What should I do?

Agreed, DaveKG is pretty much regarded as the fountain of all knowledge on Detailing World. He is quite literally obsessed and has tested pretty much every product on the market and documented it. I assume you are a member of Detailing world? If not, go read and come back when you know more. As for cars having 30 coats of paint. Your kidding right! Paint thickness on cars varies between 180 microns to 240 on some german wagons, out of that around 40% will be clearcoat. I would say looking at those scratches you should be very careful as to not strike through. Ideally you need a paint thickness gauge to check if it can be repaired without needing any paint. Give it a go and if it doesn't strike though then happy days if it does then its respray time.

I hear Lipson Rd is pretty wicked!