At a house party once my mate needed a crap, so for some reason he wandered into the back garden, dropped trou and proceeded to squat. Unfortunately he hovered straight over his trousers and shat straight into them. Much hilarity ensued, then he just collapsed and fell asleep. He was found the next morning on the flower bed, with his trousers down, crap in there and soaking wet through after sleeping in the rain. What a mess.