Jolfa

Infact thinking about it, women really do love a b*****d I worked with a girl September-December last year, did nothing but rip it out of her, took the piss & was just generally nasty to her whilst having a great time of it myself, only nice thing I ever did for her was give her a lift to/from work a handful of times as she lived en route to my house (I was in no way interested in her, she's everything I can't stand in a girl) and she hasn't left me alone since, despite telling her in no uncertain terms to "f*ck off and leave me alone" It wasn't just her either, I caused actual bitch fights there just by being an arse Be careful with the dickhead technique, it's a powerful one

^ tried, tested, proven, it's a winning formular

Why don't you find out..?

Delete them?

Whatever you do, you will earn pittance. Best thing to do, get a paper round delivering the local free paper, then go and have a fire in the woods once a week until they sack you

A little harsh maybe, but ffs man let it go!

I've not seen what you're trying to do, but if you can grab them with pliers surely you could get them with a vice?

Nah, I've been banned on there so many times I have a new account every few weeks Breaks me, that forum is just full of people who have no idea what they're talking about! Could you not go to Machine Mart or something see what they've got? Or eBay? Dunno..

Say you found a wallet, and was going to keep it, didn't realise it was his/hers and be quite jovial about it... You wouldn't actually even consider keeping a close friends wallet, would you?!

The good guy in me says I would hand the wallet + money in. In reality I'd probably keep the £10. Either way i'd hand the wallet in, it's such a massive relief to get your wallet back! This is assuming said wallet contains cards, licences, photo's and other such treasure, otherwise I wouldn't bother at all, I'd keep the money and bin the wallet probably!

Taken from another forum:

Ohoho, ees funny because eet was een no way random hoho!

I hate "random" personally. Any takers for "information" or "piece"?

Have you ever seen a 1.4 one? I'm sure it's only the Golf that comes in 1.4 in this country...

Just incase the first 3 correct answers weren't good enough - 1.6

If you're working any hours at all, you don't get the full £50. The benefits people will give you the extra money to make it up to £50... For example - if one week you earned £46, your job seekers allowance would be £4. I've looked into it before when I was working something like 10 hours a week and I was entitled to about a fiver, so I didn't bother. And I've now been out of real work since December but refuse to sign on as a matter of principle, I do nothing but moan about leeches so I can't face being one!

Something like That, for a bit of a snog?

Maybe invest in a fleshlight? That's the super ribbed model, looks good hey! Or..! This guy looks about your age, look how happy he is!

Kiss my virtual keyboard warrior sandals

Go and have a wank and lighten up.

Well what kind of advice would you like? You can't get a girl your own age/they're too immature for you, being 15 it's probably not the best idea to go for a younger girl, go for an older woman. But with such pottymouth and short temper I think your mum might be your only hope

Haha, with words like those I think I would be terrified to say it in real life, big man

Go for a much older lady then, is your mum available? You'll already have the basis for a good relationship with her

Are you surprised? You've been going out a couple of months (?) of course her mates are more important than you! Stop being such a crybaby bitch about it and she might respect you more. As has already been said, don't bother with her for a while and eventually she'll txt you...

Getting my own business into the biggest car magazine in the UK by doing the dash for their project car... A little deal that could be worth £1000's to us... Nah you're right 'cos it's chavvy init