Check out everyone getting on their high horse, like all you drivers have never got in a car you knew wasn't quite right
Anyway, my experiences getting pulled are generally bad ones. Mainly because it used to happen almost every time I ever went out in my MK2, and mostly because it's usually complete arseholes who pull me and spend half an hour searching my car and asking me rediculous questions like "why are your windows steamed up?" "because it's cold and I've only just got in my freezing cold car, you remember? You just watched me get in it and start it right before you followed me for 2 miles...".
That is if I even got as far as getting in the car, I got stopped just walking towards it once when they made me prove i had the keys, that they fit the door, then the ignition, then made me start the engine, then checked the cars details, then checked my details, then gave me some bullshit excuse for pissing me around and followed me most of the way home
Which isn't as good as the pair of dicks that did follow me all the way home, and when I stopped outside my house they come over and hit me with "why weren't you wearing a seatbelt?" ...I was, I'd just that second taken it off to get out of the car but they wouldn't have it
But my all time favorite was the one who pulled me over because of my old German plates (which was fair enough) then after 10 minutes sat in the back of his car while he wrote a ticket out, came out with
Police: also your rear wheels stick out past the arch which is an offence but I'll let you off with that
Me: what do you mean let me off? They don't stick out past the arch at all?
P: yes they do
M: no.... They don't, I made sure they didn't when I fitted them...
P: come with me then
*Police man walks over to car, produces a pen from pocket, kneels down, hold pen to arch and wheel*
P: there you go.
M: there I go what? The pen is perfectly level?
P: well other police might not be so kind
M:
P: anyway get those plates changed!
And off he went, bellend!
No police have ever looked twice driving the Mondeo or my Audi