Jolfa

Amazes me that some girls hand out BJ's as treats, this is just part of regular sex! Girlfriend was equally as amazed with some of the girls she used to work with when they were discussing how BJ's were a birthday or special occasion thing I was reading some comments on a Facebook photo the other day, guy was bragging about the amazing meal he'd cooked for his missus and that he'd be getting a BJ out of it, one of his female friends said something along the lines of "would take more than that to get a BJ out of me!", I mean really? Anal is a treat, BJ is standard! That is all

Why would it disappear?

Yep. Nope. eBay can bin it if it's scornful, but as I say it's a pita, trying to communicate with eBay helpers is like trying to get blood out of a stone!

Pretty much sums up urbexing in general that

Worst case, eBay can remove bad feedback if it's deemed scornful. The process is a pain in the arse though.

My ex's mum telling us that she'd "washed a different kind of sock the other day" turns out the ex had put a condom in the wash

Ignore any e-mails, don't click any links, especially don't sign in from a link, do it all through the PayPal website. Was the email from whatever@paypal.com or ascam@somethingthatvaguelysoundslikepaypal.org? Also whoever won the item will have your full name too, you can get these details from eBay. Once the money is in your bank, make sure you post it recorded, signed for, tracked, with an armoured guard throughout the journey. Basically use your brain a bit and you'll be fine.

I applied for Barclays online banking some years ago, I had to put a number they sent me in a letter into the website, it didn't work first or second time so I gave up and never bothered again

Where's that? The one in Aston/Weston is much more interesting

If it's a girl then by the time she's legal I'll be 42 so it might be worth me jotting down some details... ...I jest, don't threaten me with fists and sand and kittens!

So your dad traded your mum in for a much younger model, after 10 years good for him. Put yourself in his shoes, tell me you wouldn't do the same if you could... You sound like a needy kid, you are not the most important person in the world, deal with it. On a lighter note, perhaps if you are lucky you can have a Dear Deidre style romp with your new step mum

Apology accepted

Exactly, you obviously should've said HHHEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! You miserable bugger.

Couple of bits for the car, tequila, electric blanket, jaffa cakes, pants and some money towards a new laptop

Ex's is not at all cool, I did still talk to mine when I got with my current gf and I wasn't really over her (though I never would have acted on it, because she's a willy). Girlfriend found out, I stopped talking to ex, simple as. For her to be mad at you for saying no is a bit sus, I'd either be getting rid or having strong words with either party involved...

5/10 neither perfect, nor slit your wrists bad. Good Points - I'm not dead, my cars have been largely fault free this year, wife is not dead Bad Points - A couple of fallings out with the wife, closed my business because it failed, been otherwise unemployed for most of it, nobody wants to employ me (can't blame them tbf ), scrapped the love of my life (the twin engine Golf) because I would've had nowhere to keep it, I've gained about a stone, did very little during summer, I'm generally worse off now than when I started the year. Ah well, 2012 will be better

I have heard nothing but bad things about Beats. I don't care much for amazing quality headphones, I always assumed headphones is headphones, until my mate made me listen to something through his Sennheiser phones (I couldn't tell you what model) the other week and I was speechless at how good they are!

Is that even a real question?!

On the rare occasion I'm waiting for a bus, and I know how much it will cost, I will sit and count the fare over and over until the bus gets there, and also arrange the coins in size order

I have to check doors are locked 2 or 3 times. Check any gas appliance is switched off 2 or 3 times. Volume has to be 1,2,3,5,7,8 or 10, 4 or 6 is not ok because it's too close to 5, 9 or 11 is not ok because it may aswell be 10 I can't have someone read my magazine/paper before I've read it, it drives me nuts!

If you don't poke her someone else will! Your loss I didn't really think twice about getting with my ex who was 15 when I was 18. It's hardly the biggest deal in the world at 17 if she's 14, maybe if you were older then it'd be questionable From a legal stand point you're a paedophile of course, but in the real world it's pretty minor (the issue, not the girl ).

There's no way that wasn't deliberate That or you just should not be behind the wheel of a car

Go out in the car, find a nice big open space and set myself up a course and generally fanny around, love it Then maybe go sledging, last year we had 5 or 6 of us on a stock car spoiler

Get one that plugs in and an extension, cordless powertools break me, they're never up to the job!

David Attenborough and Bear Grylls.