Jolfa

So your entire explanation of difference between the two, is speed? Funnily enough that depends on your network provider and/or wifi speed, if like here there is no network and your wifi is toilet then Whatsapp is toilet (but all I have so I can't complain), it can take over an hour for my "instant" response to arrive sometimes. It is identical to texting in every way, I have sat with a text screen open before waiting for fast paced replies to arrive, so that's not different. You have still yet to come up with a sensible argument, all you've got it "I can send a full-on assault of pics to girls I want to pork with Whatsapp!" that's it... I'm willing to be talked round, but you're going to need some kind of logic behind your nonsense!

You've been able to see when messages have been delivered/read via text since early 2000's. Putting a lot of info into a text and not much into a Whatsapp and vice versa is entirely up to you, nothing to do with the method of delivery. Texts in most cases are free these days. It is absolutely identical, how you use it may affect how you feel about it but it is literally identical other than it using the internet not mobile network. Funnily enough I only use Whatsapp because there is never mobile signal where I live, and I use it in exactly the same way I ever used text messaging... That is all Nobody has yet come up with a reasonable argument as to why it is different... "it IS different because I can fire endless bullshit at a girl I haven't met yet" is not an argument, I was doing that by text years ago edit - Same with voice clips, nothing new there either.

Myth. It's only better if you've never bothered to shop around and stick with the main big insurers your whole life

So the only real difference is free picture messaging then? You can fire texts back and forth, most networks offer free texts these days, and as you can't see when the other party is online or not due to your settings, it is literally exactly the same. You make my brain hurt.

Within 20 miles of my car being legal, the turbo nuts have worked loose, destroying the gasket resulting in massive exhaust blow and massively reduced boost. My downpipe has also cracked all the way around. It's slower than when I started upgrading. I must now re-do most of what I've spent 3 months of days off doing. Also the coilovers I bought aren't coming, company realised they won't fit a quattro model and refunded. Fail.

I has MOT Videos to follow

So retarded, it is exactly the same, you could write a lengthy Whatsapp and sign it off with a kiss in exactly the same way you can send short texts in instant message format. You saying it's an entirely different way to talk will never not be retarded. Anyway, a girl has asked to meet you, chill out, it's just that - a meeting to introduce yourselves

I work 12-18 hours a day chatting to people all day (kinda mandatory) which makes me not want to communicate with any other human being for as long as possible in between. So working with the brainless masses is just as bad in that respect!

I believe it was the "WEED CURES CANCER - FACT" thread that wasn't open to discussion, as it was actual fact. 1,000,001 spurious sources online said so, so it was obviously true.

Some kind of cannabis research/consiracy theorist officially, but not working for "the man" because money is evil. Lives with parents, sponges off either "the system" which he paid into for a fortnight when he worked part time 10 years ago so deserves it, and/or shifts on a couple of ounces of bud a week for a free smoke and £20 to buy essentials (baccy and Rizlas). ...I could be wrong but I'm quietly confident.

Phone them...

Another thread that has become a whinge about Russia's poor living and weather conditions and the resident stoner babbling some bullshit he read online and is now reciting it as gospel truth... Yayyyy!

On The Lizard

Not cars I know, but today I took my boat out for the 3rd ever time and the engine seized up. I'm getting much too optimistic that I can fix this and I really shouldn't! Turns out 2 stroke oil is necessary...

As little as 30 in winter, as many as 70 in summer, 18 hour shifts back to back sucks ass, bloody tourists, and a huge proportion of them are mildly retarded! I am a bar manager, next time you are in a pub, know what you want to order, order Guinness first and NEVER ask what flavour crisps there are if all you want is f**king plain!!!! Fml

Made a start beautifying the engine Seam welded & poly bushed (to replace the cheap shit that was fitted!) wishbones Aaaaand a battery kill switch - because something is draining the battery over night and Im sick of looking for the culprit race car

Snap Here's a less interesting video

Audi failed (as expected) on rear brakes doing pretty much nothing, (they obviously havent for years, theres been some kind testers in its past! ) and the front wishbone bushes are absolutely shot, look to be cheap poly eBay crap... got all new back brakes, braided flexis all round and Powerflex buses on their way Pretty pleased with that!!!!

Greenlight for me too (and a mate), my Audi (and his Sil80 drifter) with all mods declared came in at £340 (ish, each), and they'll cover anything that doesn't increase bhp for no extra cost

Fixed my launch control, basically stole the speed reading for the diff lock and plugged it into my ECU. This means my launch control only works <1mph and my rear diff stays locked regardless, win win!

No You don't get to to the course every time you're caught, and if you read Mark's post you would have seen that you'll likely get double points because you got caught again... Just accept you were speeding, I made the mistake of arguing my first lot of points (on good grounds I hasten to add) and ended up with double fine + the points.

Why? It does! Indicator is indeed missing to get cold air to filter, gets pretty warm in there with there being more engine than car! I did look at modifying a housing but it wasn't practical and looked shit

Scrubs up well Few teething problems - top turbo oil feed leaks, it's got a horrendous whistling sound coming from somewhere that is affected by throttle postition, can't work it out and the launch control is permanently enabled as I'm missing a road speed wire for the ECU. MOT time next week, will almost certainly fail on various niggly **** so I'll get as much as I can sorted between now and then!

Something I've read a lot about after a mate was talking about it some years ago, and the very thought of it terrifies me! Although I used to have a lot of very vivid nightmares as a kid where I saw some wild shit in my room and couldn't do anything about it, similar thing perhaps?

Black. Always black.