Jolfa

The problem with modern VAG 20vs is that they're missing a cylinder, just can't trust 'em!

180bhp, 486 torks

I f**king hate printers, they have one goddamn job and just seem completely unable to just perform that task consistently. Printers and ice machines in pubs are as bad.

I can't wait until one of his Tinder girls Googles his name

Have them fix the car, turn up, get keys, leave, pay no bills, it's their shoddy f**kup in the first place! Try your best to get the keys before any payment occurs, they're not gonna chase you for the money as they're in the wrong! As for throwing yourself in front of a train, really f**king selfish, brother in law is a paramedic, has to scoop up bits of people who do that, London tube drivers get a ton of mandatory leave if someone jumps in front of their train!

If anyone is into the Marvel films, the new Avengers is brilliant

On the joint or the hole it goes into? Common thing to do on excessively lowered VW's anyway

If they were the right length before, why don't you just flip them and mount them upside down?

You said that about the sunroof...

I hope it's the right colour...

£260 got you a trials bike and a diesel engined road vehicle? That's a steal!

Jardo, I thought you were colour coding that roof panel? And don't bother with a solid front mount, I got through 3 engine brackets (snapping them) and vibrated pretty well every nearby nut and bolt loose in my old MK2 thanks to one of those, urgh. Get hockey pucks they offer a little bit of give so you don't just f**k shit up!

Pretty rubbish for turning corners though..!

I'm pretty sure I'm some kind of god for fitting 2 engines into 1 car and getting it working based entirely on pictures from the internet and guesswork

We just arrived in Sydney after a weeks driving, I'd booked a hostel I found on hostelworld that had good reviews, near the city center. We arrived in what turns out to be the red light district, friendly enough guy explains the room is messy but not dirty, fair enough, hands us our sheets. Get to the room, wind howling through the building, one mattress is stained to f**k, the other looks like a completely knackered old gym mat and the clean sheets he'd given us were stained with f**k knows what, something reddy/brown, makeup at the very best. The 4 current residents looks like they'd just unzipped their bags, emptied them into the middle of the room and kicked the contents around a bit, rubbish everywhere, empty crisp bags and bottles all over the floor, under the bed on top of the one shared wardrobe (in a tiny 8 bed dorm?!). The place also has a resident pet dog that my girlfriend liked the idea of, she loves dogs, she didn't get to meet it but it was a pitbull that didn't like me. We checked out 10minutes later and forfeited a nights stay, it was worth every penny of that $56 to not have to stay there a moment longer. Guy saw straight through our polite excuse, said it's not the best room... But not the worst! Asked if we wanted to stay the one night as we'd paid anyway? No, no we did not. Oh my f**king god.

Why did you need to drop the dash down?

I would have just gone with a stack of progressively bigger washers, from the nuts and bolts container any man should have Doesn't matter what size the hole is then as long as they cant fit through each other..!

I'm quite sure he'll come round, sounds like a high maintenance girl.

So he's not speaking to you? Why are you even trying to talk to him? Get new friends.

And that's as bad as your days get? You're in for a disappointing adulthood

On a similar old twat who knows best story, the lanes down to my old house in Cornwall were quite narrow so when you end up following someone for 5 miles doing 10mph or less it gets on your tits a bit, so I overtook one of these idiots who wasn't pulling in for anyone. He then caught up to me parked up at home/work/the village pub 15mins later and starts giving me a load of shit about driving like a hooligan, so I called him an inconsiderate old prick and suggested he should perhaps consider other road users who have places to be such as home/work/the village pub. Obviously didn't realise I was the live in manager of said village pub in the village he was holidaying in for the week so he came in rather sheepish an hour or so later claiming misunderstanding and no hard feelings before ordering a beer and offering me one I accepted

I had no idea I'd liked that, must have pressed it on my phone accidentally while scrolling, I take it back, your car bores me to tears. Your sex life is a considerably more interesting read

Yeah, more of a rhythmic feeble whine haha. I'm en route to Brisbane via Sydney from Perth, had to stop 1000km shy of Sydney because the wobbly car turned out not to be bad balancing or a buckled wheel but the rear tyres worn down to the wire in 6" non-uniform patterns, never had anything like it before? It is apparently caused by bad balancing, knackered shocks, overweight or tyres just being shit and old... Or in our case all of the above! Just 6-12" patches of absolutely f**ked with tread either side Apparently called cupping or scalloping.

On or off is good enough for me, or even just off in the case of several of my cars

For the blowers or the rad fan? I can't imagine needing that much adjustment on either