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That's why I usually go for quite high ticket items, the initial investment is too much for most idiots

Even the gayest private plate in the world is not as gay as the term "hoon" "hooning" or especially "hoonigan".

I was just going to get a leather jacket with studs spelling it out across the back?

I just bought myself an early 30th birthday present, the number plate J10LFA, wanted it for years, well happy

Costco used to do a decent one for around £80 iirc, not sure if they still do but it's a decent bit of kit

Or people who have waited in a packed bar for 10-15 mins to get to the front of the queue, don't know what they want, decide on a complicated cocktail, and then wait the entire time it takes to make it and put it in the till before handing you a card for an account with no money, then have to scratch around to get $15 of coins together between them and 6 mates the other side of the venue all the while 100 other drunk idiots stare you down like hungry lions. Or more commonly in England, groups of older people in the same situation, get to the front before asking their 5 friends they walked in with, that they've been out walking with all day, what they want. Establish these things while you wait people!

People who call espresso eXpresso, I want to punch them in the face every time.

Update it to v3.0 while you're at it

Or reset it online, still no use in the finding an owner department though. I'd just keep it personally, finders keepers n'all that.

I was close with torture socks.

If it was either of those, it'd be blue smoke. If it's not losing coolant then I wouldn't be too worried, if it could be blue smoke and it is burning oil though that's a different matter.

I've cornered a few markets on eBay over the years, never lasts longer than 6 months but it's fantastic while it does Based on not needing "one" of them, I'm going to go with shoes/socks/gloves with something peculiar about them. Torture socks, they have glass shards in the bottom? Not a market I would think to target.

This 40something, she wasn't Indian as well by any chance?

She definitely won't apologise, she hasn't even bothered to tell me that she f**ked up! As I'm leaving anyway and I have a bad habit of burning bridges, I'll be giving her a round of f**ks before I go

Tonight at work, there was me and one of the girls working the cocktail bar. During our shift, 4 other members of (senior) staff used the tills, and 3 other people went behind the bar. At the end of our shift, the girl and I were pulled into the office to be told, by one of the supervisors a message from the manager (who was 10 feet away behind a door) that the tills were $150 down and it was to come from mine and her wages. As it turns out, she just hadn't counted both tills and there was only a $1 discrepancy, I knew she wouldn't tell me this herself so I had one of the other girls relay the final outcome to me. I look forward to her apology...

It's alright, having asked if he drank them (I knew he did) he went to the bottle shop and replaced my 6 Bitburger with the equivalent of Carlsberg and let me know they were in the fridge for me... And has made a start drinking those now too I hope he wasn't planning on getting the last weeks rent out of me, the bond nearly covers it, less about the cost of 6 beers and the $60 he borrowed and never paid back a couple of weeks ago. Arsehole.

I rarely do, I buy dozens of items every month, can't be arsed with it What does my head in is people who keep emailing every couple of days asking for feedback!

My wonderful housemate has been helping himself to our stuff in the kitchen since we got here, but given that he generally bought the same butter we use (girlfriend can't have dairy, it matters) so we stole it back and I can forgive a slice (or most of a loaf) of bread here and there, I've been pretty passive about it. Drinking a case of 6 nice beers though, is too far Oh yeah, the missus also made a fancy dairy free chocolate cake that cost her about £12 to make, left it on the side under tin foil after eating a bit, he put it in the bin...

Today bitch manager had to eat her words and get me in at short notice because somebody had called in sick. What actually happened was somebody quit because the manager is a bitch.

Doesn't matter if you have a contract or not, 5.6 weeks holiday per year is law regardless

For the last couple of weeks, work has only been giving me 1 shift and in that time they've taken on 2 new people who have more shifts than me. Now 2 people have left and still no extra shifts. Today I spoke to the manager about it, who initially said that there are no newer people getting more hours than me, so I highlighted the specific people who are, to which she has replied "to be fair I feel [staff member A] is a stronger bar person and I roster per performance" and also "[staff member B] only has more shifts because he has taken on the cellar as well". This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't the one who trained staff member A before they gave her all my shifts, and staff member B has never worked in a bar before never mind a cellar. I've also expressed an interest in the cellar duties numerous times Oh well, 2 more shifts (unless she decides to give me some more (unlikely)) then I can tell the manager to go f*ck herself before heading to the Great Barrier Reef

The only reason I ever bought a diesel in the UK was to run it on cooking oil from work, that was awesome

Surely the use of literally where it blatantly doesn't fit is worse? "I'm so hungover I'm literally going to die." "I'm literally going to kill them" No. No you're not. Unless you are, in which case seek help immediately.

Master servo? You mean the servo, which has the master cylinder attached, right? 2 different things /pedant