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Following on from my "having an awesome time in Australia, time for Uluru!" post, we may have just blown a head gasket/head in the arse end of nowhere Edit - crisis averted (hopefully), split coolant hose.

In the last couple of weeks I've been to Millaa Millaa, Fitzroy Island, Kuranda, Cape Tribulation, the Great Barrier Reef, Whitehaven, Fraser Island, and lots of other tropical idyllic places I'm now on my way to Uluru then Melbourne via the Great Ocean Road. It's been excellent!

Shouldn't crunch with linkages, if it's crunching then it's trying to go into a gear but is unable to. Just rev match and drive it clutchless

Pretty much the only reason most of us are (still) here

Similar but opposite, our Hilux rear dampers are absolutely shot so the correct thing to do when we do finally sort it is a 2-3" lift kit

You should, it's shit

A shit class 10 card will still be shit though, I've had problems with everything less than a Sandisk Extreme SDXC in Black models. If it's a Silver it shouldn't matter though.

Until you realise the buckets have about 1.5pints or less in them, and <1 pint for spirits (or 1x 50ml measure) after ice, placebo woo!

Try another computer, report back.

You've got to that point with your car where you've ran out of things to do so you start going backwards by sticking random "racecar" shit to it... They are a terrible addition to an otherwise very clean road car. ...and on my phone I still had to stretch the picture to spot the difference despite knowing what I was looking for

It's cretins like that, that get us all pulled over for minor modified shit.

Wherever it's fowling, mark it, whip the pipe off, smack it with a big f**king hammer and refit Or put spacers under the engine mount(s), hockey pucks usually do the trick

I have a morbid curiosity with shit like that, can't not watch. That was until I saw 3 guys 1 hammer - never again, just not remotely interested.

Your cat had more of a beard before you got rid, don't kid yourself.

From Nottingham, how dare you! It was 2 feet on the ratchet, one on the other 2s backs

On cracking hub nuts - best one I ever did was with a standard 3/8 ratchet and 3 of us jumping up and down on it, f**k knows how that didn't just snap the ratchet As you can imagine there's not enough space on a standard ratchet for 3 feet...

I was always in the supercharger for instant power camp when all I'd ever had was n/a, having now had a turbo and decent power I'm turbo all the way. The thing with a supercharger is they'll add X amount of power at X revs and that's your lot really, can change pulleys but still very limited, turbos just have much more tinkerability. Horsepower is addictive, I love lag when the boost is ridiculous and I get bored easily, if you just want a smidge more poke for a little engine with minimal fuss though supercharging is the way. Any turbo guide will be the same thing, as a supercharger is just a turbo without the hot side.

Our old car receives diesel and gradually burns through it, and not a single f**k is given by either driver

Yeah that's what I was referencing, keep up

Pssshhh, you don't gave to describe menu's to these people in agonising detail, only for them to decide it doesn't matter and they'll have a beer with that too. Count yourself lucky!

I hope it's to not bother because they look 1000x nicer without the caps.

On the matter of chump buyers, I had a guy texting me allll day about a GoPro, wanted to know everything about it; spec, why I was selling, how much I'd used it, where it'd been, how it compared to other cameras etc, etc. He finally paid then noticed it didn't come with a remote, told him it was for sale separately to which he replied "but this model came with a remote, that shouldn't be extra." Despite the fact the camera came with about £150 worth of extra shit for reasonable money... Long story short, he bought the remote as an extra Oh also, he needed it next day to take on holiday, rather than drive an hour to get it and guarantee he had it in time he wanted next day post, which I had to prompt him to pay for despite discussing the price of express post moments before. I'm sure I'll be hearing from him again when he realises it requires an SD card too.

It's the same kind of cretins that get sucked into Forever Living/Herbalife and the likes, they see the potential gross profit, generate none of it, give up after a month when it's time to pay the bill at the end and net profit (or loss as the case may be) is not so attractive.

It's usually people who don't account for the cost of fees, all they see is £1 coming in and ignore the 13.4% they lose on every PayPal/eBay sale and the initial outlay and the postage... If they did a bit of maths and realised that they're only making about 20p per sale they might reconsider. Then again, maybe not, people are thick as f**k.