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Should've spent it on suspension And Dann, some kind of T-Cut joke relating to the amount of polish you've already put on it, join the dots I'm too lazy to do better Replace the hub though and get some proper spacers

Yeah Luke, that was for me, I also wasn't into Thomas the Tank or Sonic because they don't really feature in my adult life. My whole life has just been a sham.

Bit odd to say I wasn't into it, I rode every spare minute I had for 3 years or so, then grew up and my priorities and tastes changed. That's about as weird as saying I wasn't passionate about Pogs because I left them behind when I was 10...

I don't know about everyone else, but I kinda grew out of it as soon as I could drive, cars are considerably more fun, more rewarding, cooler, faster etc etc I've gained fewer scars and kept more teeth in my face with cars so far too

Ahem

I'm surprised anyone in this section rides at all tbf, I thought everyone quit years ago, I haven't even seen my trials bike for about 3 years nevermind ridden it!

Get f**ked, JD.

Aw that's unfair, some people come to read about my first world GoPro issues and general hatred for 99% of people!

This being the angry thread, and that being the thing that most frequently winds me up, yes.

The amount of people who tell me that only a GoPro 4 Black can shoot 4k and that I am wrong saying that the 3 and 3+ Blacks that I sell can, and really argue the point despite me backing it up with the GoPro website and photos is unreal. People be dumb. Oh and "why are you selling it?" why do you think I'm selling it? Because I want money instead of a camera, if it was anything dodgy do you think there's anyone in the world who would admit it?

Go and have a bit of a sit down.

Only when I'm in pain swallowing, I'm down to once a year or less now, not the end of the world just a pain in the arse (or ears really)!

I've never been brave enough to ask, and they generally try and avoid it these days. It's been a while since I've had it anyway, I used to get it every month near enough, but like your housemate mine are around the size of grapes when they're not infected and nasty. At their worst they used to touch and be covered in white spots, hurt like f**k!

Tonsilitis for the 99th time Although Aussie Strepsil equivalents are amazing, my throat has been numb for an hour now!

That's the fella

You don't often get a evenly distributed load in any wash anyway, that's why the barrels can move about as much as they do.

Going to be a f**k load harder to fit a pre-cut one right than a big sheet cut to fit as you go!

What's wrong with any usual sun strips?

I've really laboured the point that he had every opportunity to inspect and test the car, and we even spent an hour chatting looking round the car with the bonnet open (where most of his complaints are based) and told him if he was that unhappy he could have recouped the vast majority of his money from just the engine. My next reply if he carries on will be a picture of me on a nice beach expressing any current or future f**ks I won't be giving

There's no way on earth he's spent that kind of money based on the pictures he's posted! Guy is a mentalist!

Kinda car/angry thread, the guy who bought my white Audi has found a for sale thread which is obviously now over a year old just so he can have a good old whinge about the state of the car and the £1800 he's spent on a new radiator and some associated hoses... You'd think he'd be over it by now and the first 2 weeks of whining at me would have been enough... Better still, a guy I asked about some radiator hoses for it about 2 years ago has jumped on board telling the buyer what a deep, personal hatred he has for me because I told him £180 for 6x 20 year old hoses from a £500 car was way too expensive. People make my brain hurt!

After arguing with eBay the other day for some hours about a holding period they've decided to impose on all my received payments, the best they could do as an apology was refund the final value's on the 3 transactions affected. What they actually did was f**k up and refunded me the entire month by mistake, to the tune of £120 Fantastic!

Get f**ked, JD. This year I will mostly not be drinking alcohol until March because I drink far too much, and March because I'm not leaving Australia without a goodbye piss up

Happy new year! Except you, JD, you can get f**ked

Pretty rubbish that, ogre, but being the worker on the other side it's worse! Make the most of it if you can, go and see them and see if there are mates rates available Edit - My pissed self assumed they work in a bar there, if they work in a merchant yard or a hospital or something probably don't go and see them