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  1. That made me properly laugh :$ but yeah motos are stupid
  2. Try XC/rodie riding to build up stamina, also skipping and circuit training will help a lot.
  3. I havn't read all the thread but if your frame isnt white it will look shat IMO. If it is white however it may look very very sexual. so build it and get some pics of it
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    Quotes!

    If Ignorance is bliss that'll explain my miserey - Akala Whoever said life int about stacking papers they're a f**king idiot and need to wake up - Akala
  5. Base TA 26 £120 from Tarty Onza T-rex £200 from Tarty I think they are sellin Echo pures for £200 quid now aswell at Tarty
  6. LOL You tool Matt. Its not exactly the end of the world is it? yeah its an amazing car but still f**king whoop de doo know what i mean? non of us are any less rich from it and people saying they wouldnt buy one, I bet you would have one given to you and i reckon you would keep it for a few weeks aswell
  7. The peanut is not a nut, its a legume a pigs orgasm lats for 30 minutes humans are the only animal that have sex for pleasure therfore a pigs orgasm is a wasted cause
  8. The Echo does indeed look fantastic, too finnish it off though it needs matching hubs!! Black rear hub and black pedals and I would possibly get a semi lob on
  9. LOL I have a serious fettish for Maynards sports mixture.
  10. ^^ fool I adore xc rides but i don't go on them as much as I would like, soo much better in winter aswellflying through 2ft deep sludge in nothing but shorts and a little xc jersey, fookin fantasic.
  11. il come, for trials and xc,,, i live in burnley so its a 10 minute drive innit? shithot
  12. JJJJOOOSSHH I have a great uncle Larry, hes a southerner though so i cant understand much of what he says.... a bit like my grandad but not quite as erm easily understood.
  13. about 80 quid. plus any extra i can scrounge out of my dad
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    Swearing

    i swear, lots and lots
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    Facts

    The peanut is not actually a nut, it is a legume.
  16. My dad used to buy everything for me Now I am of age to have a decent job I have to pay for it now. Its fair enough, there was no reason for to help me out in the first place infact i was really lucky but he did. He allways said it was because i wasnt a wanker into drugs etc (chav)
  17. Tell them to do one, on foot. Or just learn a small amount of a foreign language and this should confuse them enough, either that or get you slained because of race hate
  18. I have snapped a few split links they tend to last me about three weeks if i ride.
  19. Are you that much of a twat? I recon a fiat cinquecento, Only because i have one
  20. You grind your rim? I had a problem with swarf in my XC from grinding
  21. yes they are f**king ridiculously shite
  22. I was riding we two of my mates (hudson and nadin for easier explinations) and we went into this shopping centre like an arndale centre, for a drink. nadin went in first whilst me and hudson chatted, as nadin was comming back out hudson set off in. At this point a big fat uy come up to me and told me to gte off my bike "f**k off you fat fanny" I say. He comes up all in my face so shove him away and then give him such a f**king right hook, he get back up and shouts "get the fucoff your bike" "f**k off" i reply. He then pulls out a kitchen knife and starts slicing at my right leg, but only my right leg which is fully exposed to where my pubes begin, and yet my left leg is fully covered by my jeans. I step back saying "teck the f**king bike man" throw my wallet which is full of cash at him "teck that shit, teck anything, just get the f**k away frome me" at this point hudson walks back outta the shop his jaw littereally drops to his waist and then i woke up
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