Max Quinn

Ok I'd never normally say this, and I'm sure you must get fed up of hearing it, but just go with me and trust me on this one: Wait till you're older, then maybe you'll understand.

All this aggro about people saying to him ModifiedRidah that cannabis isn't that bad, and here you are recommending class A's Random Observation: This threads got a lot more faggy and a lot less banterous since the name change.

Yer exactly. But that's what I'm saying if you used those things then you'd have to know the exact bpms of every one of your tracks, otherwise there's no way you could use them. I guarantee no dj in d&b uses them.

Nah I don't, I always thought they were purely for actually setting up your pitches? To use the dots you'd need to know the exact bpms of all your records, and if you learn like that then when you come to play a b2b set the other guy isn't gonna know the bpm of his record and you'll be royally f**ked in a club.

Why else would I be going on the 24tour when I barely even ride bikes You're missing out mate. By the way, it doesn't happen too often, probably because it smells in there and no girl likes to see their boyfriend turn into a complete retard from gange abuse, but there are occasionally girlfriends that pass through these sheds, its not all cock snuggling

I think we should all work together and school ModifiedRidah into a TF developed Ultihuman™

Horrific ammounts. But it's not big, and it's not clever.

I'm not coming anymore. Someone on this trip (no names mentioned) said to me a few years ago 'You should get a trials bike' and I just can't hack it. Only messing with you Mark haha, I know what you mean (before anyone takes offence: not about the whole not getting on with people thing, just that people are what makes a road trip so there's no point if you haven't got much in common).

Whiteying is basically when you smoke too much cannabis and it makes you be sick. Called that cos you normally go white as a sheet and look like death. It's very naughty and why you shouldn't smoke drugs, don't do it. As for the rest, many of my mates have big sheds at the end of their gardens that we've kitted out really nicely and parents don't go near (mainly cos they know what goes on in them I guess). They're like a home from home if you will. I know that if I ever get bored at home I can just go to a mates, walk round the side gate to his shed and they'll almost always be people there to just relax with, play ps2, watch tv etc. Even if there's not I can still just jam there on my own without awkwardness of parents wondering who the hell I am etc. I don't really cuddle my mates, but we do tend to make big 'snugs' all over the floor out of millions of mattresses, blankets and pillows. It's much more space efficient then sofas so we can fit more people in, and it does normally end up being rather cosy haha. If there's anything else you don't get, dictionary.com

Continuing with the theme of attempting to introduce people to music I thinks incredible, I discovered the guy today: Verbal Gemini and Overtones are particularly beautiful.

Yer. And also checking the pitches hold. If the pitches are out it's not such a biggie for that price, but it'll reeaallly mess up mixing if the pitches actually waver without you moving them if you get me? But yeah, I'm sure they're absolutely fine, I'm just jealous

Shotgun being scalpel operator! Nice one. An yer like I say I can ride to Southbank in 5 minutes so if you keep me updated then give me a shout when you're round there or something I can just pop down and life is bless.

That's sick mate! I paid £350 for mine, but they were in top notch nick, with nice flight cases and Ortofons. Have you checked the pitches against the little pitch guide thing? They're normally the first things to go on Technics. Mind you, for that price I'd put up with dodgy pitches. I hate dubstep too, but choose to replace it with good music

I always just curl up in a ball, usually cuddling other lads in a dingy shed at the end of someones garden, and have the most incredible sleep ever rather than whitey

Any ideas roughly what time you're getting to London? Luke/anyone else that'll definitely be there for the London bit, can you PM me your numbers. Mission: wind up Mark by saying that as much as possible, commence!

I mix d&b on 1210s Anything that's not vinyl bores me to be honest. Maaaate! That's dirt cheap, good nick? Pitches still in sync?

Innit, I'm not gonna feel womanly about shedding a sly tear there.

Watched 'Pay it Forward' last night. Cheesy as hell but pretty sick and inspiring still. Is about a little kids social studies experiment that goes further than he eve rimagined.

Yer but with this early imparted knowledge, he'll be the coolest kid in school

JD's right, we do need a picture now. Either you have unbelievably high standards and your birds a goddess, or wind's coming out from in between your teeth.

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Basically, JD just wants to perv on your girlfriends.

Not enough fighting, why else would I be watching the Karate Kid? There was only one unorganized fight scene and that was pretty shit. Felt like it had gone from a boyish thing to aiming it at 13 year old girls.

Haha cheers! Well I'll definately pop down for the london date seeing as Southbank an that's a 5 minute ride now, wish I could offer a place to stay but I'm in a little 2 bed flat and pretty sure both the parents will be about on that date, but if anyone needs to charge stuff or refill water bottles an stuff ( ) that would be fine. Has anyone got any car room for a little boy and a little bmx for any duration? I'm busy on 21st/22nd and got a fair bit of uni work to do so maybe from London till Bristol or somewhere like that then I can make my own way back? Got enough petrol money and obligatory driver beers of course.