beigemaster

Do you not have a job?

When you drink lots and eat junk and you actually start to get fat.

Good to see those forks going to good use I have the manual for them in PDF format if you want it. You know you want to buy my cranks as well

All very fair comments so far I feel, yes women may scrape a car while parking or might suddenly pull out in front of you and clip your bumper. BUT at the end of the day you can go and ask any traffic cop (we used to have one come in when I was at school) and he'll tell you that whenever there is a serious accident where people are seriously hurt or killed it is always a male behind the wheel. It's sad but you only have to look on this forum to find that out. So if we're talking scratched paint or broken bumpers against human life, I think it's fairly obvious who make safer drivers. I would also add that it's a biological fact that women have less spacial awareness than men (this is to do with which parts of the brain are used by the different sexes) with this in mind there isn't as much blame for women because they have a biological disadvantage. However a guy blasting the speed limits and driving like a prat is doing so by his own choice.

I'll be honest, I was a bit sceptical when downloading this vid because I thought the older Glasseye Trials vids were a bit too over edited to my taste. However this was spot on combo of using the editing suite to make the riding look good but without going OTT, the intro was brilliant. I think this has raised the bar on internet vids and the riding was just sickening pure and simple. Good job

Should have a book with all of the best TF quotes and call it "The World According to Trials Forum"

Put on LOTR (or any film for that matter) and put the directors commentary on and nod of to the sweet sound of someone explaining post scripts, lighting effects, CGI methods, actor stories, re wri...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Just watching a bit of online "Most Haunted" which got me thinking. Do you believe in ghosts and if you do what do you think they are? I can't say I've had any real encounters (but I haven't really been looking for one). So what do you reckon?

Have you watched them yet? I saw 12 Monkeys last night which was kind of "28 Days Later" meets "Fight Club", was pretty damm cool. What's "Requiem for a Dream" like as I heard it was pretty depressing

What is the name of the first tune in that vid, the one you hear in pretty much every other film trailer?

Fight Club Pulp Fiction Leon LOTR Triology Aliens Matrix Trilogy

In my opinion if you want the best ratio for performance, simplicity and price (yes buy it you criminal ) is Ulead Video Studio 10. Very easy to use (much like movie maker) but you can do so much more (LOADS of filters transitions ect). I'm now using Premiere Pro which is awesome but takes a while to master (unless you got some one to teach you) but start up with Ulead, oh and it's only £35 from amazon

Who isn't jealous of Karl? Had an affair with his foxy secertery, got to bang Izzy for a long time AND still gets to have it with Susan.

Wiki Wander, 2 sons apparently

I always thought Steph was fitter than Felicity (when they were both on the show). Not bad for a mother of 2 I'm just waiting for Poopipe to say how much he fancies Susan kennedy

What about Natalie (Izzy in Neighbours) she's 31 with the foxy SLIGHTLY older girl but without too many bits begining to droop.

Did you film any of the clips? If you did then don't worry but if you didn't then it's kind of hard to judge anything really, I mean it's just a case of which bits can you slow down and where can you put a title and which transition ect. It's just nothing really that creative. I think with a lot of the videos on here people spend far too much time in the software and no real time on planning angles, movement and basic stuff with the camera and seems to be a sense of "well Premiere will magically make it all look good". Anyway sorry for the rant and I appologise if you did indeed film it and good luck with the rest.

-Chocolate digestives (altho MUST be dark chocolate) with a pint of milk. -Lamb and mint sauce sensations (altho I can't find them anywhere these days) -Babybells

Tidy trailer, just my opinion but it just seemed to be the same as everyone else's stuff so it didn't really seem to stand out. If you can make your trailer more original and slightly different then you'll grab people's attention. Like I said it was a nice tidy trailer but just needed a bit more, good luck with the rest of it

Has she got some sort of mental disability?

Very nice indeed, shame that song has been used before but it's a good one so I'l let you off The riding was very good but I would also add that the camera work was far better than alot of the vids on here so credit to who ever filmed it! Good to see different angles altho it would also be nice to maybe see some intercutting from angle to angle but still was very fresh to watch so well done.

Thought of a few more: -The insane amount of money that certain dumbasses make just for kicking a bit of air and cow skin around a pitch (yes proffesional footballers) whilst my fiancee works 13 hour shifts looking after people who treat her like sh1t (auxiliary nurse) -Low carb diets -Chav girls who walk on the cycle path in a big long line moving at a snails pace. -Wasps -People who hate people that hate Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

I think theres so many of them this year because there havn't been that many wasps. I think wasps eat the larvae (or something like that) so if theres not enough wasps to keep them back then there's loads of them. As to torture, I think thats a bit cruel so I like to help keep the natural balance going so it's fun to catch them by the wing and throw them into a spider's web and the watch the spider go crazy with glee.